Molly ✍🏻🌊

Editor, skeptic, Whovian. I want to ride my bicycle. She/her.

[Molly ✍🏻🌊 @MollyIsCold]

Why I have no friends here:

Woman at my kid's school: I just want to tell people that are too uptight to lighten up, cause there's only one person in this world that's perfect, and you know Him.

Me: Idris Elba, right?

[Tieks @tieks]

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[Molly ✍🏻🌊 @MollyIsCold]

I’m attending Beto for TX’s event, “Drive for Texas - Frisco” – sign up now to join me! https://t.co/4sca6F5c77

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@The_Mr_Booth I'm so proud. (I'm not going to tell her I got it in 6 today.)

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@TruistNews "different kind of bank" mmm hmm. I've been on hold 2 hours without getting to talk to anyone yet, and that's after being on hold for over an hour earlier today without a resolution. Seems pretty "same kind of bank" to me.

[Molly ✍🏻🌊 @MollyIsCold]

Was it also a problem when Ronald Reagan pledged to make history by nominating the first woman to the court in 1980? Or is there something different this time? Gosh, I wonder what that could be...

[CNN @CNN]

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz called President Joe Biden's commitment to nominate the first Black woman to the Supreme Court "offensive" and said that by doing so the President is telling other Americans "you are ineligible." https://t.co/WeqLHRRopJ

[Molly ✍🏻🌊 @MollyIsCold]

@karensgrandkid Cream cheese, and get some Fritos for scooping

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Some people wait a lifetime / for a moment like thiiiiiis

[Molly ✍🏻🌊 @MollyIsCold]

Happy Holidays from Dragonfly Editorial https://t.co/ZU0eVjPRQx via @YouTube

[Molly ✍🏻🌊 @MollyIsCold]

@davidmcraney I'm a huge fan and really looking forward to your next book! You Are Not So Smart changed how I think. I read it 2-3 years ago and I'll still hear myself say something out loud and immediately go, "Oh, that's a logical fallacy," and have to reconsider what I've just said.🤦‍♀️

[Molly ✍🏻🌊 @MollyIsCold]

"Um, who's Slater anyway?"
@The_Mr_Booth
#ReevesAchieves #Reeves3

[Molly ✍🏻🌊 @MollyIsCold]

It's 7 am and I can tell @ErikRGamborg is already tired of hearing about #RedTaylorsVersion.

[Dragonfly Editorial @DragonflyEdit]

You'll find our Periodic Table of editing here: https://t.co/BdnzthkfjL. Scroll down to see all the available products! 🤓

[Molly ✍🏻🌊 @MollyIsCold]

@MairghreadScott My 9-year-old HAS to know if you’re working on a sequel to The City on the Other Side. She couldn’t put it down!

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@gabbishaw @netflix give us season 2 of Julie and the Phantoms you cowards

[Molly ✍🏻🌊 @MollyIsCold]

Why did no one warn me that someone put fennel seeds on their churros in #GBBO? I am not OK

[flabbycurves💚💛🧡♥️💖💜💙 @GummiPie]

I went to a woman’s funeral. Her husband gave a eulogy and spoke mostly about himself. I mean he started from his birth and spent a significant amount of time explaining his life and career before he met her. Her pastor said she was the kindest, most helpful person he’d ever met.

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That feeling when you get a question right in @OutsmartedPlay because you attended a @copyeditors webinar by @MadamGrammar on ablaut reduplication last year. 💅🏻

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Brody Malone looks like a buff Chris Colfer. Or, if you will, Chris Swole-fer. (I’m sorry.) #Olympics

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“Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” #StanleyCup @ErikRGamborg

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My 9yo came home crying cause her friend said she’s boring and he doesn’t want to play with her anymore. Time to teach her my life verse, a la Lisa Loeb: “If I am not fun, and I am not interesting, perhaps I am not interested in you.” #momlife #BeYourOwnBestFriend