Molly Good

PhD. MSU Spartan. UW Husky. Interests include fishing, music, and racquet sports.

[Molly Good @MollyJGood]

The office cleaning lady told me I look tired as shit in so few words this morning, and she's right about everything

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Nothing brings you out of the woods like a trip to the grocery store #takemeback

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Just absolutely zero desire to see the eclipse.

[Molly Good @MollyJGood]

GenZ, get it together. Overheard at the coffee shop -

"Ginger Spice; that's a spice girl, right?"

"No, but Ice Spice was..."
"I mean the only good song the Spice Girls had was 'Wannabe' anyway."

BYE

[Molly Good @MollyJGood]

"Well, I've never seen you drink just one, so what can I get you next?" - bartender to me

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There is, in fact, a right spot for every Christmas ornament #christmasnotcheer

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Felt confident I’d go my whole life without going to #MedievalTimes but Dad tells me I was brought there when I was two, and, unfortunately, that counts.

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If anyone is wondering about the overall competency of federal government employees #yes

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Astounding how many adults #nonparents in Olympia wear costumes for Halloween

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Literally takes two seconds only to spend $1,000 at Patagonia

[Molly Good @MollyJGood]

"I hear you have a few PhDs," says the financial aid planner trying to recruit clients (me). LOL what. And, obviously no thank you.

[Washington Athletics @UWAthletics]

The University of Washington will join the Big Ten Conference in 2024.

#GoHuskies

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I judge no one harder than the poor soul randomly selected to apply my iPhone screen protector #sorry #butithastobeperfect

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Most depressing drive? Any return drive from Montana.

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Also “I tried this handbag on” what #makesense

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Mystified by how many people try to talk to me while at the pool, actively swimming, with head phones in #no

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Andddddd soooo much sand in my car #begone

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Yo people are annoying

[Sparty @TheRealSparty]

Spartan Strong 💚🤍

[Molly Good @MollyJGood]

Very tragic or very cute that my brother and I are the only ones on Microsoft Teams at 10:30pm on a Friday night #sad #butsoproductive