Molly LeCaptain🦩

(she/her) Singer. Crochet artist. LGBTQ+. Kicking colon cancer’s @ss since 2021. Ostomate.

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@liornoteeyore 1000% agree

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@hankgreen My ability to tolerate spicy food disappeared. Absolutely devastating.

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@jen_ledesma Also why does he kiss like that?? He gives me the ick

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@jen_ledesma I keep seeing people asking where he was on Jan 6… 🤭🤭🤭

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Re-watching older seasons of SNL (2008) and just got to Amy Poehler’s last ep and got emotional and then remembered she left to create my all time favorite piece of media ever created and now I feel better

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Best Actor/Actress to play the hero AND the villain...

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My MTV app isn’t working for live feed so I am stuck refreshing my timeline for #VMAs updates and I hate it

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@MichaelMatteoRo

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I’ve always been more of a Seth Meyers girlie anyway

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@jen_ledesma Ingrid!!! 💕

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My personal hell would be being locked in a room where the Cologuard jingle plays on a loop for eternity

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@jen_ledesma One of my onc nurses today told me she was hoping she’d see me soon cuz she wanted to tell me she scored Indy tickets too and then we both geeked out over the US leg of the tour for 10 minutes 🥹

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I told my ex last year that it’s not okay to vacation in Hawaii. She said that doesn’t apply to her because she wouldn’t stay at a resort or do tourist things. I wonder if she still feels that way now.

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Good LORD this photo gets better the more you look at it

[shan @sapphicrogue]

they got lil sebastian on the picket lines

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People in horror movies are way too comfortable touching things they find in basements/attics/random dark holes with their bare hands…..

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@Will_B_Rupert You know what, good for him for knowing his priorities. And honestly thankful to him for knowing I wasn’t one of them 🙏🏻

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Thinking about the time I confronted my ex for cheating on me and he had to wrap up his Call of Duty game before coming to talk to me about it.

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@ItsDanSheehan During the Q&A portion of The Restless Leg Tour, Tina Fey said this is her favorite episode of 30 Rock because of how bonkers it was.

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@bigrapputation At N1 in Chicago, we were rushing to our seats, and a group of little girls saw me and asked, “Oh my gosh can we have a bracelet??” I happily gave them each one, no trading, just making some kids’ day. How could you say no???

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@Will_B_Rupert Something pink exploded all over your body