Molly Thynes

Mental Health Counselor by day, writer of #horror and assorted morbid things the rest of the time. #nowquerying #YA post-apocolyptic pseudo-Western

[Molly Thynes @MollyThynes]

Well, it has happened, I have officially joined #TikTok

Actual writer content to come, but the idea for this video has been in my head for a long time https://t.co/qR5ecjQrbG

[Molly Thynes @MollyThynes]

@bidenharrissuck @GovTimWalz

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

good morning to whoever threw this snowball

[The Associated Press @AP]

President Donald Trump announced his administration is recommending women limit Tylenol use during pregnancy. But there's no proof tying the painkiller to autism. Here's a look at the facts. https://t.co/pNVFkVfYkd

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

I've just been told that SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND HATE is officially a @nytimes Bestseller.

Next Thurs, 9/25, we're live-streaming the big launch event at NYC's 92st Y, moderated by the hilarious Cristela Alonzo. @cristela9

Get your tickets for in-person or streaming, before the book gets banned near you!

Tickets for both live & streaming at:
https://t.co/6VZo65NV5p
Thursday, September 25, 8pm.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The suspension of @jimmykimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center.  It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.

[Molly Thynes @MollyThynes]

Does anyone know if the NRA has issued a response to Charlie Kirk's death?

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

“Calling people a fascist is dangerous, violent rhetoric.”

Ok.

Here is a compilation of Trump doing precisely that:

[Molly Thynes @MollyThynes]

Yup, TikTok is definitely keeping any video I make about Charlie Kirk off the FYP

Jokes on them! I'm an author. Shouting into the void is just a Tuesday for me

[Molly Thynes @MollyThynes]

Coming back on Twitter to say @jk_rowling is a #holocaustdenier, and taunt her for the fact that UK anti-defamation can't touch me over in America

[Molly Thynes @MollyThynes]

There are two wolves inside of you

One desperately wants to be a #twee fashion girl, and the other gets sensory ick at the very thought of wearing tights everyday

[cam ✨ @IcedFrapp]

they’re saying implosion for the titan submersible & all i can think of is that episode of mythbusters where they built a body and sent it underwater & let it get decompressed

[CNN @CNN]

Former President Donald Trump is now under arrest and booked on federal charges https://t.co/SaUlpRNheE

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

I just signed three bills into law that:

✔️Protect people seeking or providing abortions in Minnesota
✔️Ban the harmful practice of conversion “therapy”
✔️Protect access to gender-affirming health care

In Minnesota, we’re protecting rights – not taking them away.

[Molly Thynes @MollyThynes]

@Lafcurve *Han's Moleman voice* "Wasn't there a pandemic?"

[Simon is Simoning 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @PopeSimonX]

Cw: Mormon purity culture, creepy dude.

You know when the idea of modesty broke for me? I was 16. There was a panel of Seniors talking about modesty in Seminary.

One dude said that he preferred modestly dressed girls because he could undress them with his eyes. 1/9

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

A husky next to a wolf. 🤯 My entire life I thought they were the size of dogs. I’ve been heavily mistaken.

[Molly Thynes @MollyThynes]

"Witness? Sir, I'm legally blind. Personally, I don't know how I was even allowed to drive here"

[Damien Scott @MadScientistFF]

You witness someone stealing food while grocery shopping, what do you do?

[Super Dave, RN @SuperDaveInMN]

Of course she's from Alexandria, aka "White Flight Willmar"

[Samúéil Ó Corra @sammycorr]

Catholic Church: no meat on Fridays
Folks: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
F: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
F: So the thing, isn’t the thing until it’s born?
CC: That’s correct…Um, no wait.