Molly

I’m a bitch but that’s old news

[Molly @MollyTohm]

Might quit my job and become a country singer 🤷🏼‍♀️🥴

[Molly @MollyTohm]

@evaa_pt So this cousin Matt of yours….???

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

my therapist: be kinder to yourself!

my brain: yeah be kinder to yourself you fucking idiot

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"wya?" my limit bro. i'm at my limit.

[beth @bethbourdon]

if you close your eyes and press on them, that's what space looks like and you've saved yourself millions of dollars

[Molly @MollyTohm]

@wilky769OG I usually don’t have a choice

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“mental illness,” or, as your father calls it, “a weird mood huh”

[Molly @MollyTohm]

Ngl I’m bummed I didn’t run into my brothers ex at CarQuest cause I’ve been itching for a fight lately lmao

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

crazy how married people view sleeping on the couch as a punishment while i, a single person, view it as my special little vacation

[Molly @MollyTohm]

@mandy_paull I mean I’m with Denny, a little rude if you ask me

[Molly @MollyTohm]

@a_malago22 Omg I love you ❤️❤️❤️

[Molly @MollyTohm]

My own place, new hair, new boy - life is good 😌

amanda williams - RLY GOOD S*X!

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Comparison is only the thief of joy if u let it be. Compare yourself to a loser it will fill you with joy

[Ian of the Sea @ianpauldukes]

"age is just a number" yeah the older i get the number i feel

[Molly @MollyTohm]

@DayFSU I ain’t giving no city boy directions 👩🏼‍🌾

[Molly @MollyTohm]

Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashion way (he’s selling turnips on a flatbed truck, I’m lost and looking for the interstate)

[Molly @MollyTohm]

Been working real hard on loving myself lately and I think it’s kinda working cause I don’t want to play in traffic as much now 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Molly @MollyTohm]

Been there …. At least I was in a coma when she found out 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

one life hack that i've found super useful for getting through the week is to be dead inside