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Boop! Good boy.

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its my birthday

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you cant take your money when youre gone, and you cant enjoy spending it while your at work #yolo

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if your not for me, your against me.
if you want to be there, you will make the effort.
if its not an absolute yes, its a hell no.
silence is an answer.
not showing up is an answer.
not making time is an answer.
its as simple as that!

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every march i get the midwest blues like wtf am i living here

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“what do you mean youre barmitzvah money? were not even jewish” lol -tgn

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love a good little microfeminism

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#milliondollaridea we just need 1 store that you can find all things for engagement, bachelorette and baby showers all in 1 place. with a designer on staff that you could hire to party plan. a mix between bedbathbeyond & party city #bachelorette #shower #millenialproblems

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“death is short but love is forever”

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do you ever look in the mirror and ask “do i look like adam sandler?” and that answer determines if you change or not…

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love aint

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hot take: i think eminem’s bald. why he always be wearing a hat? #tellmeimwrong

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no one talks about leg day anymore

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just drove by a shop named “gnome daddy”

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#motherofthebridemovie i would have went with @ChadMMurray

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sometimes i feel like i should have been genX

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have you ever felt that a person is JUST like and NOTHING like someone else?

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love and hate both ride the line of madness

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there are so many awful things in the world…. be the light

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i hate staying in on ftiday nights

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best design tip: if you cant make it match exactly, make it VERY different