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The true confessions of a mom

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@PhoneSoap i just purchased phone soap and I’m wondering if i could put my phone case in there because it has one of those all purpose sticky pads on the back?

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Whatever keeps the little person happy

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Can i bring a bullet brand kitchen mixer in my carry on? @AskTSA

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Hi @TortillaLand do you use glyphosate in any of your ingredients in your flour tortillas??

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Can i bring this to power my breast pump? @AskTSA

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@AskTSA can i bring these food pouches for my baby?

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It’s one thing to road trip. It’s an entirely diff thing to road trip with a baby #momprobs #sos

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When you set your baby down when they’re asleep and they don’t wake up

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Me after i eat an orange lol #momlife #momprobs #fitfam

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I wasn’t really the type to swear..and that all changed when i had children #momprobs

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Dear @netflix please don’t cancel the secret life of the American teenager. I just finished season 1 and can’t finish 4 more seasons in 3 days. Plz don’t cancel it. 😩😭

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Dressing up to go to @Target since it’s the first time I’ve been kid free in awhile. #momwin #momlife #momprobs

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Motherhood is reqlt just listening to the same song over and over again until you die. #seemslike #momprobs

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You know you’ve reached a certain point in your life when you look forward to going to the bathroom by yourself. #momprobs #momlife

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The things you search on @amazon during a middle of the night feeding. #sos #help #momprobs #nursingprobs #newbornprobs

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You know you’re a mom when you casually finding yourself humming the song to your child’s swing #momprobs #newbornprobs

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When yourkid is setting the record for the longest feeding ever while you’re trying not to shit yourself at the same time. #momprobs #nursingprobs

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Running to get the mail so the husband doesn’t see what i bought online during the middle of the night feeding. 😅😬🤐