Mom Problems

I'm a mom. Enough said. Can you relate?

[Mom Problems @Momblems]

Thank you for keeping my kids 7hrs/day 5 days/wk. You save me so much money on therapy. You the real mvp. 👊🏽 #WorldTeachersDay

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Trying to get my husband to take me to the @hansonmusic concert this Friday. #90sgirl #fangirling #thatwasmyshit #whydontyouloveme

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Just threw away the box only to dig through the garbage cause I didn’t read the directions. #momblems #mombrain #trashy

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Husband broke MY truck mudding. (Delayed break) so I damn near got stuck at the gym #nightmarecometrue #wtf #momblems #youtakethecouch

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When the kids go to school and the hubs goes to work I get to just sit down, or nap. My choice. 😍😍😍 #Mom lens

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Why do you keep bothering me?

Because I love you.

Love me less.

#momblems #theydontstop #ijustwanttopoop

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My kids hate mushrooms and my hubs hates pork chops. I love both. Guess what we're having for dinner? #thecookdecides #momblems #dinner

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Trying to talk my hubby through getting our kids ready for school tomorrow while I'm in the hospital is hilarious. #hetried #momblems #love

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@POTUS My 4 year old is still incredibly upset he's not the leader. Tried explaining the judicial system... he's still mad.

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When I get my Radioactive Iodine treatments I'm bringing a spider. I'll become Spiderwoman and finally catch up on my laundry. #momblems

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I secretly love cleaning my toilet because it's the only time I'm 100% certain I'm not sitting on excrement. #momblems #momlife

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It blows my mind that people get so excited to see a baby crawl but when I do it I'm told I'm drunk and to go home. #momblems #momlife #mom

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PRAISE JESUS THE KIDS ARE BACK TO SCHOOL. #momblems #lifeofamom #momlife

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"I have a weekday off! I'll get the Christmas shopping done!"...then I realized the kids don't have school #momblems #fuck

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To anyone who's receives a semi-opened Christmas gift... blame my kids. #monblems #momlife.

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Toddler: Human starts with H!
Me:So does help....
#momlife #momblems

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After an hour long civics lesson my 4y/o still doesn't understand why he can't be the leader of the country. #momlife #momblems #same #2016

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@MojoInTheMorn @loudspike I pooped without interruptions! #momblems #momlife

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What kind of kid gets tired of trick or treating? Back in my day we hit the whole neighborhood... twice. #momblems #momlife

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Currently chasing my tequila with a juice box. #dontjudge #momblems #momlife