Lori Austin

Raising my boys is part joy and part guerilla warfare. Blogging about the funny things they say & do.

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Were you honored when they made Billions?
#preetmandavi

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It's not really the 4th of July unless your friend has to hose down the cement around their pool because your kid puked up watermelon.

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Watching Wizard of Oz: 8 YO- "Is everyone in this movie dead?"
Me: "Yes."
8 YO: *cries over dog that died probably in the 1940's.

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Finished “Making a Mortar" on Netflix. Not sure what the fuss is about. Lots of bricks. And I hardly call that chimney a surprise ending.

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Days since last ER visit: 0

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Is it too late for ask for a one-time cleaning service for Christmas?

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My six year old told me today that when he's an adult, he's going to open a tofu restaurant where "only quality tofu will be served."

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Kids playing Simon says and the flute in the car at the same time = instant headache.

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My son lost another tooth tonight. I'm so glad he forgot to put it under his pillow because I have no cash on me. Phew!

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If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

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@Spyyro everything okay??

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Boys @ my folks for the night! Party over here! Actually, I'm wrapping in my pjs with a beer so don't come over...unless you have more beer.

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My 5 year old asked if Elf meat is real. Weird...

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Breakfast in bed from hubs: the only time I don't care if I spill coffee. It makes my pillow smell lovely!

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I want the dreams my 7 year old has; cats in jet packs and Mario and Donkey Kong in class with him. Awesome!

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Learn the big SECRET they don't want you to know about CROSSWALKS! --> http://t.co/eP261K5W

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My 8 year old got out of bed this morning still half asleep and peed in the kitchen trash can. *sigh*

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Oldest at school, youngest at Kids Camp! I'm taking the day off today! Good morning...it's nap time.

[CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor]

Washing Directions: Fruit Salad is a Healthy Snack: They print this inside all pants with a 40 inch waist - http://t.co/i4UOhmpB

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Twice today, I've had to tell Jack to stop sitting on his brothers head. That's more than I've ever had to say that in my life.