Mallory Scott

[Mallory Scott @Momma_Mallory]

And yet, I watched every episode 😂

[Gunner Dobbins (Vox Machina era) @GunnerDobbins]

OUAT is so great because it is a A03 Wattpad Disney fanfic with the worst writing you’ve ever seen with actors that either do their best but can’t deliver it AT ALL or some of them give performances like this is Shakespeare and it’s their big break and there’s no in between

[Mallory Scott @Momma_Mallory]

@CChilllll I'm sorry girl, but this will never not be funny 😂😂

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

woof

[Champagne & Chilly Berry @_Brodacious]

When someone says “birthdays aren’t a big deal” to them. I immediately hear “I’ve been disappointed on my birthday too many times to count so why try”

We gotta find ways to celebrate even if it’s not lavish. Idc who disappointed you. It’s your day. You deserve to feel special.

[Mallory Scott @Momma_Mallory]

Chris Evans in 'The Grey Man' calling Ryan Gosling a "Ken doll" only for him to actually play Ken, in the new Barbie movie 😂😂🤙

[Mallory Scott @Momma_Mallory]

@authormbdavis Oh for sure, same snack and all 😂

[Mallory Scott @Momma_Mallory]

I run so I can eat cheez-its when I get home 🤙

[Mallory Scott @Momma_Mallory]

It's one of the most screaming/hair pulling "compliment" I honestly can't stand to hear it!

[arabelle sicardi 英梅 @arabellesicardi]

every time i overhear someone compliment someone by saying how skinny they are i want to break something very beautiful, like a feral animal

[Mallory Scott @Momma_Mallory]

Permanently tired, overly eager klutz 🤙

[Alex Rivera 🍉 @riveraalex21]

😌😌

[Mallory Scott @Momma_Mallory]

Bridesmaids. And I'll stay quoting it till the day I die 😂😂🤙 #YoureReallyDoingIt

[Mallory Scott @Momma_Mallory]

@RoseThorgaard Congrats on your release!! I'm so happy for you!

[Mallory Scott @Momma_Mallory]

@AuthorGoodwin I was 11 in my school's library with time to kill, and just started typing. I deleted all 11pages because young me thought "no one would read it," so now im finishing what I started because I haven't read anything close to it over the past 15yrs, praying it will help one reader!

[Chris Clark @cooli_ras_art]

Whatever that wild crazy idea you have is that everyone laughs at, DO IT! Do it.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

happy international women's day to all the drunk women i've met in bathrooms who unconditionally loved and supported me

[Mallory Scott @Momma_Mallory]

Then why can't I find my specific color in any paint store 😂😅😅

[GL @gldivittorio]

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

[Mallory Scott @Momma_Mallory]

"You have an opinion about everything, even pockets."
L: "Yes, I think they should be bigger."

Leslie being accurate as always🤙

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

Happy birthday, Leslie Knope! 🧇🎉 Drop your favorite Leslie quote in the comments ⬇️