Hoshimachi Tsuki

Her daughter is cute today, as always.

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

"Stop calling my daughter a psychopath. There's nothing wrong with her whatsoever."

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

Officer Shuba... Pretty...

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

"Sure, sex is okay, but have you tried putting a pillow inside your girlfriend's jersey to make it superior to any body pillow?"

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

"I love you too, Subaru."

Tsuki will debone the horny for her precious girlfriend.

But first, snuggles and back rubs.

[Little Miss Shuba @Shubombastic]

She and her daughter are spooking than horny. That's why she feels safe around them.

Snuggle!

"I love you Tsuki."

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

Tsuki's not sure how she feels about being less spooky than the horny... Oh well.

"I promise I'll protect you for as long as I live."

[Little Miss Shuba @Shubombastic]

"It should be! It's so spooky. . ."

She's nuzzling into her arms. She feels safe.

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

Tsuki loves her duck girlfriend two tons.

"Sweety, horny isn't restricted to Sunday... I don't even know how that idea got started."

[Little Miss Shuba @Shubombastic]

She loves her momma girlfriend.

A ton.

"It scares me. . . Its not even Sunday."

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

"Shh, it's okay. The horny can't hurt you. I'll hurt it first and you'll be safe."

Soft, protective mommy voice...

[Little Miss Shuba @Shubombastic]

"The horny is scary!"

Softly screaming internally.

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

Subaru: Picked up.
Platinum ax: Held out toward any threats.

"Anybody who wants to touch my girlfriend has to go through me."

[Little Miss Shuba @Shubombastic]

"Tsuki come save me he horny is everywhere."

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

//I'm sure you could have persuaded somebody.

[ᅠ ᅠ🗴ᅠ ᅠ 𝖀͟𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗮†͟𝗻𝗲𝗱 。▸ @DROWNEDlNLIFE]

/ / LISTEN—
it's not my fault no one made Anemachi—

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

//BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH DAUGHTERS TO BE CLINGY WITH

[ᅠ ᅠ🗴ᅠ ᅠ 𝖀͟𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗮†͟𝗻𝗲𝗱 。▸ @DROWNEDlNLIFE]

/ / WEREN'T YOU INACTIVE—
wait so was i
fuck

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

//I WANT FAMILY BONDING 24/7-

[ᅠ ᅠ🗴ᅠ ᅠ 𝖀͟𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗮†͟𝗻𝗲𝗱 。▸ @DROWNEDlNLIFE]

/ / I WANT SISTERLY TEETEE
UNACCEPTABLE

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

//I second this question-

[ᅠ ᅠ🗴ᅠ ᅠ 𝖀͟𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗮†͟𝗻𝗲𝗱 。▸ @DROWNEDlNLIFE]

/ / why is there no Anemachi—

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

@Shubombastic Tsuki has no idea how to take care of a duck... But she'll kneel down and hold Subaru, and gently pet the duck.

"Should we take it to a veterinarian first?"

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

@Shubombastic Blink.
Blink.
...
Oh.
Oh god-
Tsuki misinterpreted things-
SHE THOUGHT SUBARU WAS THE ONE THAT BOUNCED OFF THE WINDOW-

"Um, one second-"

She's... Gotta go check on the other duck and her hatchet before she screws something else up-.

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

@Shubombastic Well, the hatchet has smashed through the window, and Tsuki is now cradling Subaru in her arms.

"Hospital or bed?"

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

@Shubombastic That kiss had Tsuki giggling like a schoolgirl-

"I don't think I'm doing anything special to earn that title. You're a better girlfriend than I am, anyway~"

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

@Shubombastic Tsuki doesn't want to be responsible for making Subaru whine, so this is preferable.

"I love you too. Good night, my love."

And... Big smooch on the forehead.

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

@Shubombastic "I wasn't planning on leaving."

She had planned on changing into pajamas first, but that step will be skipped now.

[Hoshimachi Tsuki @Mommamachi]

"I want whatever you want. I know that isn't a helpful answer, but I really just want to be sure that our wedding will be everything you want it to be. I want it to be the most memorable day of your life, and I'll do anything I can to help that happen."

[Little Miss Shuba @Shubombastic]

"Every idol has her support. And you're mine."

Snuggle snuggle.

"So what should we do? Big or something smaller. . ."