Mommily

Mom of two. Writer. Overflowing with #momisms

[LAtheWriter @LAtheWriter]

This message from my boss’s boss today was everything. ❤️💪🏻 why can’t all men in the workforce be this supportive???
#WorkFromHome #Equality

[Mommily @Mommily2]

Living in suburbia be like…neighbors cover shrubs when temps hit freezing.

and me to my husband: good thing our shrubs are already dead. #AdultingAndStuff

[Mommily @Mommily2]

My 2.5 year old daughter just drank canned green bean juice. Who is this little person we’ve created? 😂 #parenthood #toddlerlife #momisms #parenting

[Mommily @Mommily2]

Parenting means having the endurance to watch the same episode of Daniel Tiger 365 days of the year without losing your mind. #momisms #motherhood #parenting

[LAtheWriter @LAtheWriter]

When a dr refers to my sick infant as a “daycare baby” like THAT’S the sickness... https://t.co/tf9zyvaRTO
#parenting #momlife #workingmom

[🇺🇦 David Griner 🇺🇦 @griner]

If they don’t make it to your third Instagram story, you don’t need them in your life.

[Mommily @Mommily2]

Dear @SPANX
It took 2 kids to get here, but here I am, squished into your glorious yoga pants. Strutting it. #leggings #momisms #motherhood

[Mommily @Mommily2]

Where was all our money going BEFORE daycare, formula, and diapers?
#momisms #parenting

[Mommily @Mommily2]

Nobody does hair like quite like my two-year-old. #parenting #momisms

[Mommily @Mommily2]

I told myself I was going to be better than myself this year. Damnit. #parenting

[Mommily @Mommily2]

@griner DMs. The OG: AOL IM

[Mommily @Mommily2]

These days yesterday’s make up does not mean I had a great time last night. #momisms #Parenthood #parentinghumor 💩

[Mommily @Mommily2]

On a monthly basis, my shirt is on inside out, and the first time I notice is when I’m changing into pajamas at 6pm. Yeah, I said 6pm. #Parents #Parenthood #momisms

[Mommily @Mommily2]

I often find myself trying on clothes to get ready for the day only to realize I am currently brushing my teeth. Just me? #Parenthood

[Mommily @Mommily2]

When your toddler thrives on exposing your insecurities... “I don’t like your bottom.” #parenting #momisms

[Mommily @Mommily2]

Never thought parenting a toddler and newborn would so closely resemble the experience of a college kid’s spring break...
“I wanna see those boobs, mommy”
...screaming....5 seconds later...
“I want some chips!”
#parenting #breastfeeding

[Mommily @Mommily2]

Having a newborn is knowing that the shirt you’re wearing at 8am will need to be washed by 9am. #momisms