Mel

I’m a married, smoking, Gen X mom…lover of books, horror movies, punk music, ignorant art, culture, travel & snarky banter.

[Mel @MommyMel77]

Seducing my hubby on our anniversary 😉 https://t.co/OBDird0WXW

[Mel @MommyMel77]

Attempting to get my groove back after a week of family vacation chaos and Instagram censorship frustration. https://t.co/oUxfqqgtLz

[Mel @MommyMel77]

Let’s see if this is allowed here - trying to channel Sharon Stone in “that” scene from Basic Instinct. “What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking?”

[Mel @MommyMel77]

I’m so sick of being censored on Insta and flagged for tasteful posts. I’m gonna give X a go for a while…

[Mel @MommyMel77]

#NewProfilePic

[Mel @MommyMel77]

Construction is done for the day. Hubby is napping. My sons are done swimming.... https://t.co/aTlTtpa5pc

[Mel @MommyMel77]

Mommy Mel is live now! https://t.co/xyAB1wEmtI

[Mel @MommyMel77]

@HouseOfHorrorCo Tutti Fuckin’ Fruity

[Mel @MommyMel77]

Merry Christmas to me! @PIXIES #genx

[Mel @MommyMel77]

@PIXIES This album is amazing start to finish.

[Mel @MommyMel77]

Do yourself a favor and listen to the new Pixies album. It keeps getting better the more you listen to it. @PIXIES

[Mel @MommyMel77]

Some hilarious holiday reading is in store for me @TheAuthorGuy