Billy's Mom

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@TheEllenShow @JaredLeto . . . When a girl’s too drunk to say “no” that means no. Buyer’s remorse could land your sorry ass in jail.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@ladygaga . . . A good shit’s way better than a bad f*ck.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@rickygervais . . . A good shit’s way better than a bad f*ck.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@ConanOBrien . . . A good shit’s way better than a bad f*ck.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@funnyordie @kalpenn @JohnTheCho @WhiteCastle . . . A good shit’s way better than a bad f*ck.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@ConanOBrien . . . Boys like to do it in the morning, but a girl needs her sleep.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@TheEllenShow @JaredLeto . . . Boys like to do it in the morning, but a girl needs her sleep.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@funnyordie @kalpenn @JohnTheCho @WhiteCastle . . . Boys like to do it in the morning, but a girl needs her sleep.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@HackedOffHugh @rustyrockets . . . Boys like to do it in the morning, but a girl needs her sleep.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@ladygaga . . . Boys like to do it in the morning, but a girl needs her sleep.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@rickygervais . . . A bit of landscaping is always a good idea. No one likes a goddamn hippie.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@ladygaga . . . A bit of landscaping is always a good idea. No one likes a goddamn hippie.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@ClickHole @TheOnion . . . A bit of landscaping is always a good idea. No one likes a goddamn hippie.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@HackedOffHugh @rustyrockets . . . A bit of landscaping is always a good idea. No one likes a goddamn hippie.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@funnyordie @kalpenn @JohnTheCho @WhiteCastle . . . A bit of landscaping is always a good idea. No one likes a goddamn hippie.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@TheEllenShow @JaredLeto . . A bit of landscaping is always a good idea. No one likes a goddamn hippie.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

@ConanOBrien . . . A bit of landscaping is always a good idea. No one likes a goddamn hippie.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

Boys like to do it in the morning, but a girl needs her sleep.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

Leave her butthole alone – that’s where poo comes from.

[Billy's Mom @MomSexTips]

A good shit’s way better than a bad f*ck.