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Janice Ricciardi
@MomSlaughter
An exotic Canadian, married to a New Yorker, raising daughters in San Francisco. Writer for
Joined April 2009
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139 Followers
338 Posts
It’s a real I HEAR the cat puke, but I can’t FIND the cat puke kind of day.
@DarickR YOU do?!
@DarickR That is bananas, but somehow so precious❤️
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hedderbox
@hedderbox
shhhh... just pretend you didn't see me.
kt
@ktmats
wife. mother. sister. friend. product whore. shopaholic. executive producer. cinephile. gearhead. music-lover. and all around badass.
in no particular order...
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@FFmaxhyde
Hoser in the sorta south. All the vices, unconventional, inconvenient fucking shitshow
@teisenbise Lorrie Moore FTW
@tannenbaumr Lack Sabbath
@jacobwcarlson I stole your “steal” to kick off the Wordle and got it in TWO. You’re a wizard, Harry.
Almost fell asleep at the car wash. Is this what a spa is like? AM I DOING SELF-CARE?
@ClaraJeffery Walked into Walgreens at Stanyan and Parnassus and got booster in 10 minutes. Good luck!
In Scientific News: the human body can continue to function even after half its heart has been removed…and moved into her college dorm…
@KaylaChowShow Get in loser, we’re going shopping.
@daisy I mean, it was supposed to be spellcheck, not a Grindr profile.
@daisy Googled “rigorous” to check spelling and turned the phone to show my daughter and she got a load of RIGOR ASS.
Pretty accurate depiction of a 19th birthday in college-from-her-bedroom lockdown.
8th grade remote school. Let’s call it a wash.
@DarickR What I stare at every day in my bathroom.
How is there not a salon called HAIRY STYLES? This is what I do at 1am. You’re welcome.
2020 vs. 2021 represented by my cats
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