Mona

Renowned alchemist |The Alchemisist, founder and leader of the Order of No Dime | Member of SKT parody group | Parody account | Left handed | She/They

[Broski @BroskiBae]

So, this is a story that needs more attention.

A man was shot by Phoenix Police after a false 911 call claimed there was audible abuse happening in his household.

In reality, him and his wife were just playing Crash Bandicoot.

It was the same day as his daughter's graduation.

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@Setethadvises And Manuela?

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@Setethadvises If the goddess doesn’t enjoy revealing clothing then why doesn’t the Archbishop have an issue with what professor a Byleth wears?

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@HiveKnightSK //sure! Just send a dm

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@HiveKnightSK //That’s lovely! What day is it?

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@HiveKnightSK //Omg is your birthday coming up?

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@Soldier_76_X @W4NNBE_HERO You are actually insane wtf? This wasn’t even the account they interacted with you on. And nothing about that screenshot is sexual

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@W4NNBE_HERO @HiveKnightSK No problem Reize 😊

[Plague Knight @Plague0fShadows]

rest in peace, @HatCollecter82.
you will be missed.

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@W1spy_M1ssy Probably because you aren’t a dark being. The enchantress and specter knight are able to harness the power of dark wisps, but not you

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@W1spy_M1ssy Well, I suppose we can table your strange resistance to willful wisps. As for dark wisps, they seem to fuel the well of magic that darker being draw from to activate magical items and spells.

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@W1spy_M1ssy Have you *ever* felt the psychedelic effect?

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@W1spy_M1ssy That’s interesting, if not concerning. Undead creatures are empowered, living ones are affected in the aforementioned way, but if you dint feel either, perhaps you exist in a state between true life and true undeath...

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@W1spy_M1ssy ...which effect do you feel, Missy?

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@W1spy_M1ssy Hmm, according to my testing, willful wisps give energy to creatures fueled by necromantic magic, while it twists the minds of others, creating an almost psychedelic effect...

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@W1spy_M1ssy Alright! Just give me one moment...

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@W1spy_M1ssy No, but you keep them in a giant vat, I figured you at least did a little alchemy

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@W1spy_M1ssy If course! Although I had assumed you were something of an alchemist yourself, considering the equipment you work with

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@W1spy_M1ssy They all look very... moody. But I’ll do what I can to produce results!

[Mona @Mona0fShadows]

@W1spy_M1ssy Hmm... perhaps one of each. If the red can be repurposed to bring out explosive qualities, the others may yield similar breakthroughs upon further analysis