Keo 🇿🇦

Liver of life | Arsenal FC

[FP&Anon @anonfpa]

Our intern is on a “real foods” diet and only eats hard boiled eggs, tuna, sauerkraut, and fruit at his desk

Smells so bad he’s just nuking that chair and none of us know what to do

[Based Ingrid 🇻🇦❄️ @Ingridpilled]

Name 1 good movie with a sex scene that isn't pointless and has narrative significance

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Me when I see a pair of bodacious bazongas

[Keo 🇿🇦 @Monarchzoid]

@jwarha_nani This is just how the kids speak in north and west jhb 🤣

[bbl mccarthyism @hellciee]

black people not liking mayo is from a movie. y'all got that from undercover brother and have been running with it as fact for 20+ years.

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Fella caught on sky sports news on the fucking packet�

[Matt🐘 @MelonMatt93]

Damn its crazy its like normal people been trynna tell yall this shit

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

It's not quick enough to see potential deadbeats, cheaters and narcissists apparently

[Keo 🇿🇦 @Monarchzoid]

@McLegend_64 @ennycodes Mxm, full tilt integrating identies natural logs ☹

[Keo 🇿🇦 @Monarchzoid]

@Rea_Kay That other thing please 😌

[devilette @deviIette]

Everything this loser touches turns to shit LMFAAAAAAOOOOOO

[SeaSnake @moyodre]

lost the final
lost the golden ball
lost the golden boot
lost the playmaker award

I was patient and everything got delivered same day, overnight shipping 👏🏾

[Punch Drunk Luke @WwwLukethoughts]

Yeah bro, we can never host this tournament again

[Keo 🇿🇦 @Monarchzoid]

@Psyko_Teddy91 🤣 you not fvcking with them at all

[Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong]

🇦🇷 Alguien ha hecho un resumen de 13 minutos con todas las acciones sucias de los argentinos en la final.

Vídeo de jugar al fútbol no hay, eso sí. https://t.co/g8ReZ2cWCO

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

It has been the most racist, biased, expensive World Cup ever.

It has been a disgrace.

[Keo 🇿🇦 @Monarchzoid]

💀💀💀

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

15 YEARS AGO TODAY

“OTIS” BY YE & JAY-Z PREMIERED ON FUNK FLEX

▫️ TRACK RUNTIME: 2 MINUTES, 58 SECONDS
▫️ FUNK FLEX’S PREMIERE RAN FOR 22 MINUTES
▫️ 63 BOMBS DROPS
▫️ THE SONG WAS RESTARTED 25 TIMES

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

15 YEARS AGO TODAY

“OTIS” BY YE & JAY-Z PREMIERED ON FUNK FLEX

▫️ TRACK RUNTIME: 2 MINUTES, 58 SECONDS
▫️ FUNK FLEX’S PREMIERE RAN FOR 22 MINUTES
▫️ 63 BOMBS DROPS
▫️ THE SONG WAS RESTARTED 25 TIMES

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[⛈️ @anii_xix]

February 2027 :

7 points behind Barca
Mourinho’s job is in danger
UCL R16 tie against City