MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN

🐶 SBAHJ enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️|🔞 (She/Puppy) :3 (25y old)

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

@B0NGTH3R1PP3R Scritch scritch :3

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

I’ve gambled $1000 and lost it in one night before and that shit doesn’t even make me feel as bad as grinding Uma all day to get one pull and that pull be ass

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

Wat if the Knicks just never lose again for all of history

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

Fuck this game bruh

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

Killing myself

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Bruh I just realized I’m gonna be at a job interview when sweep tosho drops fuck my chungus life

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

Bruh I just realized I’m gonna be at a job interview when sweep tosho drops fuck my chungus life

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

I love both these teams so much but go Knicks I gotta

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

Whenever I die in cs and just flip thru cams and do callouts I feel like Mrs Pauline team fortress 2 with all my dumb fuck mercs

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

@isopie_ggp

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

Yes I would.

[iso 🏳️‍⚧️ @isopie_ggp]

choked a 3-1 lead in first round btw

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

Thinking about in highschool I told one of my music teachers about rare Pepe’s and he googled it and scrolled down to see a frog spreading its asscheeks with the penis and balls dangling

[Daimewtwo @mew2Day]

How The Boys characters would react if you asked their pronouns

Soldier Boy:
"I use any pronouns! Thanks for asking!"

[carbon_juice (ON BREAK) @carbon_juice]

i js be makin some bullshit || #helipama #yuri

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

Fucking shartenstein blatantly holding wemby this entire game

[gabe 🎀 @blueleafish]

my goat

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

On pornhub searching for og corner three buzzer beaters

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@isopie_ggp

[Dr. Ellen Walker @EllenFWalker]

This is the most diabolical shot in any Pink Panther cartoon

[MICHAEL (EVIL) J0RDAN @Monatonin]

I hope the boys finale is just Anthony Starr jerking off into the camera for two hours