Simon Parrish

40 something year old dad of 3 with an answer for everything....true most of the answers dont work in this reality but they are answers nonetheless

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#NORENG glad I did t get "someone mentions the Azteca" in tonight's drinking game....I'd be dead before the first hydration break

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#NORENG every time I hear the commentary team say it's an England win ( despite their being time left)

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People who had DR Congo in the sweepstake at work be like #EngDRC

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#ImACeleb

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#MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightUK playing catch up but it looks like the experts selected couples the old fashioned way of randomly drawing two people out of a box of applicants

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#CBBUK me predicting the length of Mickey's time in the house after watching that entrance

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#CBBUK

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#CBBUK looks like I'm the only one on here that doesn't know the lineup for tonight

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#LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars tonight's tell the truth challenge be like

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#LoveIslandAllStars #LoveIsland tip for next season's contestants....win the heart rate challenge by going out as Jason and chase them round the pool for your time slot

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#LoveIslandAllStars #LoveIsland I can't be the only one that expected him to powerbomb her through a table then

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Elma two seconds after coupling up #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAllStars

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Scott at the moment #LoveIsland #loveislandallstars

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#popmaster not heard that blur song for a while

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#popmaster the way he answered that gave me this guy vibes

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#popmaster David sylveon?

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#popmaster delivery guy had the cheek to call midway through round 1....I'm claiming full house due to this

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#popmaster very suspicious of those last two singles thrown in....

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#popmaster Trevor? Who's he?

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#popmaster