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[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

nobody tryna hear that positive shit man

[akilto @akiltomen]

Nobody can find a job cuz I’m working with 50 and 60 yr olds who can’t retire

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Niggas actin like they too good for Ja Morant. Get dat nigga a Bulls jersey. I’ll take him.

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

started smoking while drunk again, and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around my lungs. a lot of people don’t know this

[Mike @sonofkaijusdad]

I don't have a girlfriend but I do have a girl that would be very mad if she knew I was doing cocaine and eating hot dogs at the strip club

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[yo @xharppp]

Codeine crazy by future is one of the most important songs of the century.

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[X Musk. @e_r_grok]

Nigga at work tried to dap me up and followed by a booyah this nigga think I’m cyborg

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i know a trained assassin when i see one