Brandon Coleman

chef, amateur lawyer, biographical cartographer, former home run derby champion, spirit animal is John Belushi as a bumblebee.

[Seth Keysor @RealMNchiefsfan]

On back-to-back-to-back plays, Mahomes:

1) Performed a fake out that would shame Magic.
2) Threw the ball accurately 15 yards while falling down.
3) Fit the ball into a window so small I'm not sure it technically exists.

No one does stuff like this. He did it 3 plays in a row.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

Some giggle off that Cherry Pick Kush 😂

[Brandon Coleman @MondoCowabunga]

@realDonaldTrump Shut up you stupid burnt orange shit bitch

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

The fact that Donald Trump has held sixty-six rallies since being elected president but still hasn’t visited our troops in a combat zone tells you all you need to know about him.

[Brandon Coleman @MondoCowabunga]

@thatslitbella @anthonyjeselnik Right?! crashing a helicopter for attention on twitter... fuckos.

[Brandon Coleman @MondoCowabunga]

@TheBillyProcida Are you a man by birth? Then youre a man. Male. One of the 2 genders. You can ummmm, also be whatever the fuck you want otherwise, but if youre a man, then wtf are you talking about. Not very difficult to figure out.

[Brandon Coleman @MondoCowabunga]

@SarahKSilverman The state of Kansas in general is unacceptable bullshit. Fucking backwards ass idiots.

[Brandon Coleman @MondoCowabunga]

@TomiLahren @kathygriffin So stupid. Be less sad.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Be afraid! Be afraid of immigrants. Blacks. Chinese. Canadians. The FBI. Your neighbors. Democrats. Especially Nancy Pelosi. Anyone who doesn’t vote trump. Be afraid. That is what your leader needs from you. Insists of you. Vote trump. Cuz you are afraid of everything.

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Have a great Halloween! Be safe. I dressed up as @DavidSpade so i had to cut my legs off, put a dead cat on my head and pretend I’m not gay.

[Brandon Coleman @MondoCowabunga]

@LRAaronK @Timberwolves So is the video board editor. And the dj, and the crowd...

[Brandon Coleman @MondoCowabunga]

@kanyewest Stfu idiot ass

[Brandon Coleman @MondoCowabunga]

@GlitterCheese eewww...

[Daniele Bolelli @DBolelli]

Brazil's newly elected Jair Bolsonaro "Pinochet should have killed more people"... "I'm in favor of torture"... "The only mistake of the dictatorship was torturing and not killing." The advance of fascism in the 21st century

[Brandon Coleman @MondoCowabunga]

@KimKardashian @KKWFRAGRANCE Its the scent, or flavor, if you prefer...

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

🚨 RT Contest 🚨

On this date in 1968, Bob Gibson won his first NL Cy Young Award. Receiving all 20 first-place votes, Gibby was the 2nd player to win unanimously in the award’s 13-year history. 15 days later, Gibson would also win the NL MVP Award. #CompleteGamer #STLCards

[Brandon Coleman @MondoCowabunga]

Hey Derek Wolfepussy. We hate you more. But we love when we play against you... Ya'll havent beaten us in years. #ArrowheadPride #DenverPussy

[Brandon Coleman @MondoCowabunga]

@KerrieCosh I have met my teams owner and i would feel very much the same way you do. Im sorry to hear about the crash. Best wishes to you all.

[Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz]

Damn ... only took almost five games for Miller to beat Mitch.

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

This Sunday morning @chrisdelia is the touchdown dance instructor 😎