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The personal Twitter account of Christopher Johnson. l like to think that I was the inspiration for the alien protagonist in 'District 9'.

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@TrekProfiles Outstanding!

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@pikeshorse This reply gave me ALL THE FEELS :) thank you

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I swear, the sincerity, optimism, and downright JOY exhibited by the #StarTrek fan community is my go-to antidote to whatever depressing headline is dominating the news. Intelligent people, dedicated to a human future without money or war. Gives me hope. #AdAstraPerAspera

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Over the years I have seen a statistically significant number of naked Jewish men, in various states of arousal. Rudy, again, doesn't know what he's talking about.

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@DrDavidInDC @haylesatan "Lil AshkeNazX" is a screenname for the ages. Seriously hilarious and clever

[The Scorch 🔥🖖💫 @TheScorch1701]

Take as much time as you need.

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@TheRealMissGuy This is WAY too hard. Gun to my head, I'd go with your choice as well. But I seriously love all these songs -- I get all goosebumpy just reviewing the titles. But "every picture tells a story"? or "ooo la la"?) Oh @rodstewart you're too BLOODY GOOD ;)

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Join me in supporting Biden Victory Fund via @actblue https://t.co/et6r6dzIHX

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@BeschlossDC Howard Cosell and Sherman Hemsley are the only two I could ID with confidence...

[Bill Coleman 🙌🏾🌿🎧🚀✨ @peacebisquit]

"I don't strike without a warning. I give a warning.”
- @gracejones🎭

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@benigma2017 Leftier than Thou Crowd: If you don't endorse a splitter in the presidential election, you're a racist who takes the black vote for granted. Hmm, sounded better in the original Republican.

[❤️ @umairh]

"We learned something from the pandemic. And it isn’t a good something. We learned that people appear totally incapable of changing the smallest aspect of their lives for either their own good, or the common good.

And worse, if you point any of that out, you’re the bad guy."

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And that's why we love it so much 💖

[Sophie 🖖🏻 @SophiePayne23]

This seasons #StrangeNewWorlds be like

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@aos_enthusiast For real?!? Everyone was great, but his performance was the one that made me shiver :)

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@rudepundit

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@rudepundit Serious "Village of the Damned" vibe there

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I really hope these two officers pull through. In the decade plus I've lived in Orlando, I have been amazed and grateful for the OPD. Their community spirit is unique among urban law enforcement (& I speak from experience that includes NYC, LA, and SF). https://t.co/7hwaPtROKe

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@TrooperSteve_ I submitted a question about safe following distances (which I know you're passionate about) via https://t.co/OohjFJoyTM. I prepared a little infographic, but wasn't able to upload it. So here it is :) Thank you for everything!

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@EmmaBloorBooks I don't know, but I do know it would be much cooler if it were the letter "X"