Taylor Renée Monge

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

If Hank Green were my teacher I’d be excited to learn

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

I wish you could just adjust your boobs to match your outfit. Idk how else to explain what I mean

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

If I ever hear you feeding your dog vegan, I will steal your dog then shit on your porch

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

I miss being 5 and watching Sleeping Beauty while eating Dino oatmeal on weekend mornings. I really just don’t want to be an adult anymore man

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

If low waisted jeans come back into style I’m offing myself

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

This is horrible to say but it makes me feel better that female rappers are degrading men in their songs the same way men have women for decades 🥰

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

@adenthebasshoe KINDA?

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

Anxiety is SO FUN OMG I LOVE ALWAYS FEELING LIKE IM ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL OF MY BODY AND DIE

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

I hope bill nye lives forever

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

My boss just said, “wow Taylor your hair looks nice and tidy today. Good job”. 😂 fml

[Brandalin @brandalintipton]

Friend soulmates are a thing and if you don’t feel that way, you haven’t met yours yet

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

*Depression has entered the chat.*

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

Taylor, people don’t think farts are as funny as you do stop

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

I need a strong blender so I can make those thick ass smoothie bowls that you have to eat with a spoon

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

Why is it “tomato ketchup” to specify its made of tomatoes. Are there other ketchups

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

Do you ever just watch a really cute baby video and literally feel your ovaries tighten

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

Why does quarantine make your brain reminisce on your childhood trauma 🧐

[Taylor Renée Monge @MongeTaylor]

Now that my brother is grown up and in high school, we’re literally the same person and get along so well. it’s so weird because just a few years ago I used to beat him up for stealing my charger and thought he was super annoying lol

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

“It was on sale!!” - A woman lying to validate her spending

[James @CaucasianJames]

tummy hurts again. gotta remember that this is all god’s plan