Monica Goats

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While cleaning out a late relative’s attic, I found an old, unopened envelope from 1962 addressed to "Whoever buys this house next." Inside was a single key and a note reading, "The basement floor isn't as thick as it looks." Now I can't stop staring at my basement tiles.

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Found an old, unreleased vinyl record from the 1970s in a thrift store bin. When played backward, it doesn't contain hidden messages or spooky voices—it plays a perfectly clear, step-by-step vocal tutorial on how to construct a functional solar panel out of basic glass.

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I bought a house built in the 1950s and pulled up the old living room carpet today. Underneath, the entire wooden floorboards were painted with a massive, incredibly detailed mural of the solar system, complete with constellations that glow in the dark when the room lights are

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dusty pocket dictionary from 1910 in my grandparents' attic. When I flipped through it, I realized every single word starting with the letter "J" had been meticulously blacked out with India ink, except for one word on the very last page: Journey

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I found an old antique globe at a estate sale today. When you press down on the North Pole, the shell splits open to reveal a tiny, functional brass music box. It plays a custom melody that matches the coordinates of an uninhabited island in the South Pacific

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i was metal detecting on a quiet beach today and dug up a brass cylinder sealed with wax. Inside was a hand-written sheet of musical notation from 1890. I played the notes on my piano at home; it was a stunningly complex melody that doesn't match any known classical piece

[Monica Goats @MonicaGoats]

Every excuse is a choice to fail!

[Monica Goats @MonicaGoats]

While cleaning out a late relative’s attic, I found an old, unopened envelope from 1962 addressed to "Whoever buys this house next." Inside was a single key and a note reading, "The basement floor isn't as thick as it looks." Now I can't stop staring at my basement tiles.

[Monica Goats @MonicaGoats]

I bought a house built in the 1950s and pulled up the old living room carpet today. Underneath, the entire wooden floorboards were painted with a massive, incredibly detailed mural of the solar system, complete with constellations that glow in the dark when the room lights are

[Monica Goats @MonicaGoats]

Every excuse is a choice to fail!