Monica

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

At least the mosquitos love me.

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

Starting from zero. Got nothing to lose.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

When a political party takes over all three branches of government and starts saying things like “Truth isn’t Truth” it means we’re already living in George Orwell’s novel “1984” and if we don’t GET OUT AND VOTE then we may end up in Margaret Atwood’s novel “The Handmaid’s Tale.”

[Sad. @statsDude]

If you want to confirm that you just felt an #earthquake, you check Twitter. It's what you do. If you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, you switch to Geico. It’s what you do.

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

We are here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people 💕

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

Positive emotions are like antioxidants

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

@TMZ Uh-oh. I think someone is gonna have a baby 👶 🎵

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

@Sahid1D You had to be there I guess :-/

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

The GenX Files
#UpdateAClassicSitcom

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

@Wank_Badger Asking for a friend, right?

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

Just doing my thing and living my lie

*life

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

Who’s The Bitch
#UpdateAClassicSitcom

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Often Politicians tell us lies we want to hear rather than truths we need to know — leaving one to ask whether they should be followers of our desires or leaders of our needs.

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

You
#WhatILoveMostAboutMyself

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

The CA Lottery:
Selling 15 minutes of hope for $1

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

I try to compartmentalize, but then I remember that's how they built the titanic.

[Bat Shit Crazy @BatBatshitcrazy]

A penny for your thoughts, a dollar if you keep them to yourself.

[Stellar AF @Stellar_AF]

if you don’t have a crush on me i’m sorry you have no taste

[Stellar AF @Stellar_AF]

does ruining everything count as cardio?

[Monica @Monicas_notes]

There are no sad endings; only evolutions into something better