TheMissProportionedHobbit

YES THIS IS THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOW AS SUTTONS PURSE VODKA. I’m back betches!!!!!!

[TheMissProportionedHobbit @Moniquee0813]

I talked so much shit about leaving twitter and going over to Bluesky.

Now look at my ass.

[TheMissProportionedHobbit @Moniquee0813]

@TheRitchieB Right?! The Shamea “fans” can’t keep Porsha name out they mouth.

Also, how laaaaaaaaammmmmme is this video? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 is so damn try hard. Shamea, please.

[TheMissProportionedHobbit @Moniquee0813]

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@TheRitchieB come look at this

[TheMissProportionedHobbit @Moniquee0813]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the way I hated what that man did to Gizelles head that season.

#RHOP

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Gizelle Bryant Season 1 of RHOP

[riri.🫦 @ririlivingg]

we made it to friday y’all.

[Pdcpod @pdcpod]

We been gone for a minute, but @libra10584 and @Cliffysworld will be back this weekend with the jump-off! We’re getting into ERRTHANG, so be READY. #RHOA #RHOC #RHONJ

[What you shoulda did Keysh? @_bbdadon]

If Gerald had any sense he’d tell Shamea to make this her last season #RHOA

[TheMissProportionedHobbit @Moniquee0813]

@leahcuerden1 Exactly. A complete spoiled brat.

[TheMissProportionedHobbit @Moniquee0813]

Well, we’ve seen her be an absolute nightmare on screen so no reason to believe she isn’t absolute hell when she thinks no one is watching.

I don’t get people who think she isn’t. Clearly they haven’t watched Shannon from the beginning.

#RHOC

[The Real Housewives Polls @TheRHPolls]

Do you believe Shannon Beador is really a nightmare behind the scenes? #RHOC 🍊

[TheMissProportionedHobbit @Moniquee0813]

@andrewgaborlol said it best

Shamea thought she was the IT GIRL marrying into money but money can’t
un-lame you Shamea.

#RHOA

[tom @thom_ahs]

Notice how the vibe in the club immediately changed once Shamea & Kelli decided to show up. If you wreak havoc upon the dinner table exposing an alleged family secret of your former best friend, why would you think it’s wise to show up dancing & singing at the club? Weirdo. #RHOA

[TheMissProportionedHobbit @Moniquee0813]

THIS.

#RHOA

[nay 🦦 @nayphilay]

shamea wants to be able to say whatever she wants under the guise of “just being honest” but when someone returns the favor then she’s crying in a sprinter van 🥴 #rhoa

[nay 🦦 @nayphilay]

even if porsha didn’t intend on reconciling with shamea, if shamea was really interested in getting on the same page with porsha, she could have called/texted/dm’d porsha for a private conversation. especially if they were friends before tv #rhoa

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Shamea stfu you call Kelli your best friend, you just met that lady. PLEASE GET A GRIP YOU CARE TOO MUCH FUCKING HELL! #RHOA

[Reality Ashhole @RealityAshhole]

So Shamea couldn’t let Porsha have Dish Nation OR Housewives?!! Like bitch what more do you want? Porsha’s soul??? Get your own damn gigs! Just leeching off Porsha’s fame #RHOA

[The Third King 👑 @thirdking0208]

Pinky is right: all of these apologies lose a lot of its flavor because it felt like Shamea came in there ready to unload the clip. At that point, it just reads as damage control because the other ladies sided with Porsha. Might as well keep it on the playground.
#RHOA

[Quail Davis @QuailDaviss]

Shamea started all this shit & then mad that everyone ain’t fucking with what she said… #RHOA

[misbeehvn_ @misbeehvn_]

K. Michelle cry about this booty every 3-4 days. #RHOA

[AD III ♌️🤴🏾 @anseldeangelo]

I genuinely don’t know how Shamea and Kelli fail to realize SHE invoked the reaction she received from Porsha that PERMANENTLY ended the friendship.

You can’t cry tears about a wound that YOU caused!! #RHOA 🍑

[The Third King 👑 @thirdking0208]

Shamea’s in this bus retelling the story incorrectly. Porsha posted the IG story AFTER she saw Shamea talking to Cynthia in an episode. Then, she and Porsha already had this argument AT THE REUNION. Lastly, Shamea went to hell at the last dinner. Come on, bruh. 😂
#RHOA

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Anyway. After a full week of Porsha haters trying to victimize Shamea as this innocent fawn snaked by a generational jezebel, tonight we learned the lady was crying to everyone about missing P, faking like she doesn’t gaf in group settings, admitted she blurted all that out last week bc the opportunity presented itself, and then took no accountability w fake apologizes. And after all that, was still trying to smile in Porsha’s face & get her attention.

Love your daughters, and fill them with self esteem. Remind them that others light doesn’t dim theirs. Shamea’s a loser. Sorry #RHOA