Monique

I’m not sassy. I’m rude, and I hate you.

[Monique @MoniqueLynee]

@AndreasHale I was 7 years old. My parents and I were coming home from a bike ride and were around the corner from my house when a truck of whites people drove by, threw soda cans at us - hitting my dad in the head, and called us the n-word. My parents had “the black talk” with me that night.

[miia @miiagarro]

yall seriously need to stop giving men the benefit of the doubt and start doubting the benefit of the man

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[Adrienne thee Creative | Experience Curator @brownandbella]

Nah once you have explosive diarrhea frfr you quickly realize any other diarrhea was NOT that 🤣

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

Spotted in Philadelphia, powerful 💙

[💗 @ma1ybe]

"Just say no"
"Just fight back"
"Close your legs"

Are you seeing those scratch marks?

[uncle baby billy @UntoldbyTerry]

Diarrhea can kill you by throwing off your electrolytes btw.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I miss when "Tech" made life simpler. Now, I need an app to park my car, a QR code to read a menu, and a 2-factor authentication code just to check my own bank balance. We are over-complicating ourselves into a collective nervous breakdown.

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

terrible time to have a history degree & pattern recognition skills

[B… @branmattic]

Real tears LMFAO!

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The Republican Party has control of the White House, House, and the Senate.

[✨Kei$ha✨ @GlamazonJay]

Nobody has benefitted from DEI more than white women and that’s a statistical fact.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

On occasion, I just like to remind everyone that rapist Brock Allen Turner goes by the name Allen Turner and lives in Ohio. So he is now rapist Allen Turner.

His victim, Chanel Miller, wrote a memoir called "Know My Name," identifying herself and coming forward in the most courageous way. Chanel is bi-racial (Chinese and American) which may be why the judge refused to properly sentence Turner. She's also the author of a children's book and a coming of age story. A success in every way.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Did you know that when a male surgeon dies they just have his wife with no medical training take over and do all the surgeries? And if she's isn't available or doesn't exist, the job goes to his sister.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

republicans in 2024: “kamala can’t just take joe biden’s place in the election. nobody voted for her. that’s not democracy.”

republicans now: “it’s totally fine that lindsey graham’s sister is taking his place.”

[gb @gginajack]

What’s scary about the cyclospora outbreak is that the cdc isn’t tracing, so the manufacturer/supplier is likely still unknowingly producing cyclospora infected products. No recalls in sight, no solution in sight. Just explosive diarrhea

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Call me woke, but I really want my tax dollars to help prevent and track explosive diarrhea parasites in our food.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The CDC quietly stopped checking the food supply for 6 pathogens
(Campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio, and yersenia) about two months ago, leaving everyone more vulnerable.

Hey, where are you RFK Jr and MAHA?

[jezz @JezziiB]

"31 states now have a cyclospora outbreak--"

IT'S ALMOST AS IF THE GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS DOGE CUT TO TRACK THESE THINGS WERE PUT IN PLACE FOR A FUCKING REASON, YOU FUCKING MOLDY TATER TOTS.

[Covie @covie_93]

They got rid of DEI to hire people based on merit then turn around and hired lindsey graham's sister for senator simply because she's lindsey graham's sister.