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[THE VAGUE ™ @TheVagueLTD]

Kenyan tiktokers and content creators have taken over Nairobi city on Sundays.

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[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

🗣️”unaendele aje ?”
Me: ni kunga’nga’na tu

[عبــدالله الإبـراهيــم @A_Alebraheem_]

FIFA WORLD CUP 2026

" KNOCKOUTS "

WHAT DO YOU SAY

YES OR NO ?

[GABRIEL 🪽 @thegabriel72]

This is the kind of happiness we all need in our lives 🐴😂

[I am Chege @_James041]

Why would you do this to someone living with disability?

Polisi si binadamu!

[Hluphizwe Jnr 🍺🤴🏽 Masinga @TheRealSmomoh]

Naked truth you'll hear today by Joshua Maponga

We want our space, #Abahambe

[winner of Benin @winnerofbenin]

TIFFANY HADDISH & KEVIN HART:
THE FUNNIEST DUO EVER😳👀

[Laban Mbunya @LabanMbunya]

This video is worth your 6 Minutes 😂 especially if you hate UDA and everything they hold

[panache @arse9al]

Which would you rather use to prevent HIV a woman ask?

There are 4 recommendations.

Never knew the other 2.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

My Cousin Richard Turere came up with an idea of protecting Maasai homes from lion attacks by installing solar lights and he added cameras that rotate 360 degrees and are all weather proof..His project is called LION LIGHTS! Retweet kindly apate ya cabbage! Asante!

[Julius Kwame Anthony 𓃵 @fatheranthoni]

Dear South Africans, this is Ghana.
Always remember, our people are not a downtrodden people. We are not a subjugated people. We are a proud nation. We are a proud people. We will look through the window to check how your problems vanished the moment our people left. We know what we’d find.

[MovieDoseHQ @jwrld1808]

Not all heroes wear capes, some just do whatever it takes to get the job done. The bravery in this rescue is something else.

[cika @jzlanan]

this is amazing trick

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

This will go on for many years until the 175B is fully repaid with interest

What is the implication eg on what is happening now?

Government can’t touch the Sh 7 since they committed it to the bank where they took the 175B hence can’t use it to lower cost of fuel.

Ends.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[The Elephant @theelephantinfo]

The recent Alliance Girls High School fees scandal reveals a profound crisis at the heart of Kenya’s education system. When the Ministry’s own findings reveal rampant fee inflation, we must ask: what does this say about the disconnect between our elite and the realities facing ordinary Kenyans? In this episode, @wmnjoya challenges us to rethink, are we seeking answers in the wrong places and is it time to confront the uncomfortable truths about our institutions?
Join the conversation:
Watch: https://t.co/7UUCMBW8Xq
Spotify: https://t.co/Pl3zMAdohm

@m_ogada @EduMinKenya @AGHSAlumni @Maskani254 @Siasaplace @nisisikenya @CivicVoiceInt #AfricanAgency #TheElephant

[SLYVIA _SSARU @smileycherry2]

Ni mbaya

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I love young people

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road.
Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me.
I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy.
The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.”
I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point?
Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.”
Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie.
Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life.
I got to the gate completely out of breath.
The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.”
People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead.
I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.

[Juncao Grass Kenya @JuncaoGrass]

While Kenyan sugarcane species mature after long 18-24 or more months, the new Chinese Golden Fruit variety takes only 12 months to mature for juice and chewing. The one in the pictures is 6 months old as planted in our farm in Nakuru.
#RutoEducationReforms Siasa Bila Chuki