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[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

Flop Actress Gauhar Khan ka rishtedar #Loksabhavelections me Joe Biden ko vote dena chahta tha par nahi de paya.
Kyuki is desh me azadi nahi hai aur dictatorship aa chuki hai.
Democracy is dead.
#TheDallantop

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

First time I agree with her.
He's ugly and usko dekh kar ghinn aati h bc.

[Nidhi Chaudhary @thenidhiji]

If Yash is attractive & men want to look like him, then I would prefer to become a lesbian

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

@iArpitSpeaks @Wangchuk66

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

@kanhaiyakumar Aur kanhaiya kumar ke papa ka aaj tak pata hi nahi chal paya kaun hai bc 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

The only way @narendramodi @BJP4India can save themselves is by making Normal petrol available everywhere at the same price and Ethanol blend at a cheaper price as it should be. And give the consumer freedom to chose what they want.
Otherwise BJP is gonna suffer.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Ethanol will hurt the BJP electorally, not because of car owners, the are just 8% of the population, but because of bike owners, who make up 60%.

Every issue with a bike, irrespective of whether it's due to ethanol or not, is being blamed on ethanol. Remember that the overwhelming majority of car and bike mechanics are not your voters and, in fact, they hate you and you know why. They are actively telling anyone with any bike issue that it is due to ethanol. Not only does it serve a political purpose, but it is also easy and convincing.

Car and bike dealers are equally happy to lean into this excuse because it completely deflects blame away from the manufacturers and their own service centers. If a part fails prematurely or a vehicle suffers from a chronic engineering defect, blaming ethanol allows dealers to shift the responsibility onto government policy rather than admitting to poor build quality or honoring warranty claims. It gives them a convenient, politically charged scapegoat that customers readily accept, shielding the automotive brands from reputational damage.

It's up to the BJP to smell the coffee. The issue is no longer on Twitter and no longer raised just by English-speaking metro car owners. It has gone to the ground. There is still time to wake up and make corrections.

P.S. I'm not defending ethanol here. It does damage engines and parts. I've been strongly opposing it and will keep doing so. I'm only saying what's happening on the ground. The BJP should do a course correction on ethanol solely because its implementation was wrong and correcting it is only logical. However, since politicians see every controversy from the standpoint of electoral gains and losses, I'm telling them that it will hurt them electorally too.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

A daycare employee at Capgemini's Bengaluru campus couldn't bear the abuse of the kids at the centre.

She reported it to supervisor, but instead of taking action, they fired her. She then became a whistleblower and leaked videos that exposed the abuse.

In the videos, toddlers were made to sit inside the drum of a front-loading washing machine, had water sprayed into their mouths using a toilet jet spray, were locked inside bathrooms, and were forced into narrow, water-filled pipes to frighten them. The videos triggered outrage, forcing authorities to act.

Today, according to media reports, the police have arrested the whistleblower only for allegedly "leaking sensitive videos." Lol! What a system! A poor woman with a clear conscience stood up to the powerful and went public, not for personal gain or with any malicious intent, but solely to protect those children. And she's the one who gets arrested.

[Amock Ka Baap parody @Amock_ka_baap]

My ideal cabinet

PM- Rahul
HM- Sanjay Singh
Finance M- Akhilesh
Foreign M- Dhruv Rathee
Education M- Rabari ji
Defense - Mamta Di
Railway - Manish Sisodia
Minority - Sanjay Raut

President - Sonia Gandhi

Vice President - Arvind Kejriwal.

90% Indians will agree with me.

[Rakesh Krishnan Simha @ByRakeshSimha]

Jehadi youth says he gets Rs 50,000 to trap Hindu girls into Love Jehad. And Rs 500,000 if he is able to convert the relationship into marriage. Says he gets the money and instructions from his mosque. India is walking into a civil war. These jehadis are preparing for a major showdown with Hindus.

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

I don't know why @narendramodi @AmitShah are letting Ethanol do what the opposition couldn't.
Everyone in India has a vehicle and people don't want ethanol. Forcing ethanol is making BJP look like a dictator. Nitin Gadkari will bring down entire govt with him.
#Ethanol

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Hardeep Puri said that ethanol is used in racing cars as well to defend his stand on E20. This is the Petroleum Minister's understanding of the issue. What can one even say to that!

First, race cars are specifically engineered to run on ethanol; therefore, it does not harm them. This is not the same as forcing E20 into regular cars that are not engineered to handle it. In non-compliant vehicles, ethanol will aggressively degrade standard rubber gaskets, plastic parts, and aluminum components over time.

Second, a racing engine is built to survive for only a few hundred miles before being stripped down and rebuilt by professional mechanics, who easily manage any fuel-induced wear. An average citizen, however, needs their car to last for over a decade. Running non-compliant engines on E20 will certainly not help achieve that.

Third, race teams use ethanol solely for a performance boost due to its high octane rating, not for fuel economy. For regular people, however, fuel economy matters immensely.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Bechare Wangchuk ko stage par bhookh-hadtal par bitha diya hai aur CJP wale roz stage ke saamne Dawat-e-Walima enjoy karte hain. Kabhi bread pakoda, kabhi biryani, gulab jamun, poori sabzi, thaali, vada pao, chai, coffee, thanda.

Aaj bechare ka gussa phoot hi pada :

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

@BBCNews Meanwhile 20 teenage white girls got raped by muslim grooming gangs this morning in UK 🤣

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

Instead of outraging on a quarter of a million women being groomed and gang raped in Britain, these psychopaths at the @BBCNews, who admitted to evading tax in India, are instead outraging on one woman who claims she contracted a disease 19 years ago after her visit to India.

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

Haan be anpadh chutiye. Battery auto bluetooth se connect ho jata hai app se. EVM ka connection direct teri amma ke bhosde se hai. Usme haath daal ke button daba ke EVM hach ho jata hai. Maine bohot baar kia hai. Hack hote hi awaz aati hai Aaaah karke. 🤣🤣🤣

[VIKRAM @Gobhiji3]

एक साधारण से ऐप से किसी भी इलेक्ट्रिक ऑटो को चालू बंद किया जा सकता है

लेकिन EVM हैक नहीं हो सकती है

OK

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

@Gobhiji3 Haan be anpadh chutiye. Battery auto bluetooth se connect ho jata hai app se. EVM ka connection direct teri amma ke bhosde se hai. Usme haath daal ke button daba ke EVM hach ho jata hai. Maine bohot baar kia hai. Hack hote hi awaz aati hai Aaaah karke. 🤣🤣🤣

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

@CJP_for_India Bhakk bsdk 🤣

[BALA @erbmjha]

Pakistan just got a reality check 😭🤣

A Pakistani journalist asked where Pakistan would be in five years. The response from former Singapore Ambassador Bilahari Kausikan was blunt:

“You took advantage of a diplomatic opportunity during the US-Iran war. But that won’t feed your people. Pakistan has been on the brink of failure for a long time.”

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

Selling her parliamentary password for Louis Vitton

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

@KreatelyMedia Honda Shernis can only destroy themselves and their families.
They'll get raped and murdered because that's what islam will do to them and does to everyone like her and then they'll beg for help. Nobody's gonna help.

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

@PrayRona_ Not at all. Naseer's acting range is limited. Amitabh is more versatile and better in every way.

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

Chutiye Armpit Sharma. Even your father can't vouch that you're his son. Shut up and sit down moron.

[Arpit Sharma @iArpitSpeaks]

As a Chartered Accountant, I can clearly vouch that you are worst Finance Minister of India

[B!lliam Shakespeare 👑 @Monke__Lord]

@iArpitSpeaks Chutiye Armpit Sharma. Even your father can't vouch that you're his son. Shut up and sit down moron.