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A Brit walked into the local cathedral and said to the rector, βI would like to join this fucking church.β
The rector, astonished, replied. βI beg your pardon, sir . . . I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?β
βAre you deaf?β the man shouted back, βI said I want to join this fucking church!β
βIβm sorry, sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this building,β the rector told him.
βOkay, twatface, I want to speak to someone else,β the man replied.
The rector went into the bishopβs study to inform him of the situation. Then he and the bishop returned to the man in the bishop, said, βSir, what seems to be the problem here?β
βThere is no problem,β the man said, βI just won five million fucking quid on the fucking lottery and I want to join this fucking church to get rid of some of this fucking money.β
βI see,β said the Bishop evenly. βAnd this c**t is giving you a hard time?β
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Premier League clubs should all be putting in some money to help save Morecambe.
Β£2m is nothing to them, but would bring Morecambe back from the abyss.