Colleen Wedin

Endurance athlete, mom, wife, goat farmer. no filter, few regrets.

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

@AshtonJEaton @btheiseneaton PLEASE ADOPT, DONT SHOP!!! If you want a specific breed, contact that breed rescue group! #toomanyunwanteddogs

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

I'm doing this, it's the coolest and you should donate $5 to support me!!!

Oregon Humane Society Doggie Dash https://t.co/NFr45Kphvz

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

Customer: "I'm running in 5-fingers now- my feet are hurting-advice?" Me: "I'm sure it's the way your swinging your arms." Duh!

[douchebagultra @douchebagultra]

BREAKING NEWS: @NickSymmonds refuses to travel to Rio due to sponsorship conflict involving #bubblicious and @RunGum

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

@KenzieStuart every term, every week, every day of A&P this is my life. Finally be done this term. Veterinary A&P is ridiculous tough!

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

@KenzieStuart oh sista- story of my life!!

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

@heartsierra52 @douchebagultra @Strava isn't that what STRAVA is for? I should start my own "workout analysis" when people post to FB!!!

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

@douchebagultra if you can't go for a single run w/o putting it on FB, 'gramming it or tweeting it, you're definitely a #douchebag

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

@SchneiderAidan shouldn't you be studying?? 😛 congrats on scholarship!

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

@KenzieStuart you will spend the majority of your time on this class

[Virgil Texas @virgiltexas]

Please stop referring to the Bundy militia as "#YallQaeda" and instead use my term, Four Loko Haram

[GL @gldivittorio]

Nothing is whiter than trying to "take back" land that never belonged to you, and then asking for snacks. #YallQaeda

[Philip H. Beauregard @fundatoris]

Don't worry Oregon I've got this one covered. #YallQaeda

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

@douchebagultra thank you. Somebody had to say it.

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

@AaronWPorter whaaaaaaaattttt???

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

@00joeuhan @ringsau "🎶HGH it helps me heal🎶" (annoying nationwide tune)

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

"H G H it helps me heal 🎶🎶" (sung to the Nationwide tune) #dopingsucks

[Colleen Wedin @MonkeyCW]

@CollHailey well duh!! #BobsOffice #CoffeeAddict #popular

[Joe Uhan @00joeuhan]

.@larrygassan: "Exclusive interview: @ajoneswilkins 'reveals all' to
@asgarbagecan..."

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

There's a scene where Chewbacca gets into some dark chocolate and has to spend the night at the vet. #spoilerspoilers