Sweet mother of God. I've just been informed that the Belfast rioters are abducting migrants out of their flats and loading them into giant slingshots. OSINT telegrams are reporting loud boioioings, thwacks, and nyoooooms all across Northern Ireland. Sources say the Starmer regime is drawing up plans now to ban comically large mallets.
Groups of masked white men in #Belfast are inflating migrant children with helium in front of their families and then letting them float away as they laugh. Please stop. We are better than this.