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@Nick_Frost no drunk texting last night? Feel so stood up!

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@CraigRoxy DM us your deets and we'll sort you out, you functioning alcoholic lawyer, you ;) #OperationMEH

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@CraigRoxy I'm pretty sure law students drink the most...where are you getting your stats from?

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@CraigRoxy And look at how ignoring FB and Insta has directly affected you. Life without great whisky is no life, or a half life at most ;)

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@CraigRoxy you're based in CPT, ain't you? May have a consolation prize for you...

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@CraigRoxy it was really more of a Facebook and Instagram campaign. Couple of peeps are only now catching on and we're just like "meh

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@irCadillac Dayum son, your moment's definitely the meh-est. Let's rummage and see if we've got a cure for your blues, kiddo. Hang tight, yeah?

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@Kikmi You're hilarious! :) Have a leka one mate. Be strong. Stay thirsty

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@allblackally @Nick_Frost @BrothersFrost Oooh divulge. Perhaps you can trade gossip for whisky? ;)

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@Kikmi Pity that you're a day shy of the campaign and just slightly too far out of reach :( Gonna have to find out old school: bottle store

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@Kikmi well this all depends where you're based...?

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@allblackally @Nick_Frost @BrothersFrost been handing out bottles for the past month and peeps are only getting involved now?

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@Kikmi @Nick_Frost @BrothersFrost Any which way you choose. Who are we to tell you how to monkey?

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@MartyMcLeman you're a wise man! @Nick_Frost you're a lucky man ;) Eagerly awaiting your verdict! God bless America! (Too soon?)

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@Nick_Frost Swipe right to answer call...

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@Nick_Frost holler when you're ready, utter your loudest jungle call and we'll come a-rescuing! #OperationMEH

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The Passion Primate, tastes like Summer on the rocks with a tangy splash of tropical. Quench your inner monkey.

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Nobody should be subjected to this sort of paper cut hazard. irresponsible business if you ask me... #OperationMEH

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Can you even #OperationMEH right now?

The Monkey Emergency Helpline, beating boredom since 2005.

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Good to know we're up there in the faves mate :). https://t.co/yJ8fQjEveg

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Heyyy one of my favourite whiskys is following me! @MonkeyWhisky