Chris Jones

Just trying to get by in the world.

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

Hey Samsung! Stop changing the format of my photos on my phone to a format that is not widely used by other people yet without mentioning it. Had to waste at least half an hour reformatting photos for a client. #samsungphones @SamsungUK @SamsungGalaxy @samsung

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

Hey @Hallmark, Are you going to sell this card in the UK this year? #easterspider

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

@BladeoftheS Hero

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

Can't be very good as it's not getting a cinema release in the UK. Poor show @SkyCinema @cleanermovie @daisyridley

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

Hey @eBay_UK Can you stop @Evri__Delivery being used as a delivery option on your site?
We have had a dozen complaints about items not turning up or arriving broken
Local Post office said that the agent wasn't even picking up parcels over Christmas. Poor businness. Sort it out!

[Andrew RT Davies @AndrewRTDavies]

Seeing lots of criticism of Elon Musk today.

To be clear: he’s not the problem.

The problem is authorities and institutions who covered up the grooming gang scandal to avoid “inflaming racial tensions”.

Unforgivable.

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

@elonmusk Get the shredder on.

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

@elonmusk Do the British media too!

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

Hey @elonmusk! Can you have a word with your bestie President Trump and tell him that British people don't want a war with Russia. Perhaps he can have a word with Putin. Thanks in advance.

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

@carolvorders @thetimes Hey @carolvorders Can you have a word with your buddy Starmer and tell him that British people don't really want a war with Russia. Thanks.

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

@panolicit @Timcast I'd never heard of it until my Mother in law joined. It all makes sense now..

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

@wakeupusa Just don't let them come to the UK. We don't want them either!

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

@carolvorders You do realise that hamas hide their weapons inside civilians homes in Gaza and pay them to keep them there. Civilian casualties are for this reason.

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

@benonwine 👍

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

Wow! Crazy if this is right!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow, electricity prices are crazy high in the UK and Europe!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow, electricity prices are crazy high in the UK and Europe!

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

@carolvorders Oops!

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

#whatkamaladidnext

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

@McDonaldsUK I had a break from Twitter/X so I didn't see this. It was the Cwmbran South Wales store. They seem to have stopped selling hot chocolate now. (We don't go there often)

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

My daughter thought that McDonald's Hot Chocolate tasted like brown water. Has anyone else thought this? #McDonalds @McDonaldsUK #hotchocolate #brownwater #hotchocolatebrownwater

[Chris Jones @Monkeyshtgn]

@9mmsmg At least one of them has a taser....