Monkey Takes

Loved the Game of Thrones finale. Diamond StarCraft player. Losing money with crypto. Low IQ takes, broken Engrish, verified monkey.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

It seems $BTC is perceived more and more like a lifeboat. Collapse of the french government? Buy $BTC. Martial law in south korea? Buy $BTC. Endless government debt in the US? Buy $BTC.

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

Yep. Giving the undeserving is a recipe for disaster.

[Overeducated Gibbon @MostlyMonkey]

You don't understand because you have the foresight of a goldfish. Breaking up tesla and spacex to fuel the consumption of the American underclass for a few months is precisely the type of shortsighted horseshit that keeps you and your ilk from building anything.

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

Just amazing. And then there are all the losers that complain about musk,

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

A man who worked at SpaceX for 10 years moved to the US from Mexico in 2015 and took a welding contract at SpaceX for $28 an hour. He's now a supervisor.

He received $10,000 in stock plus payroll deductions to buy more, and he did exactly that. Despite achieving the American Dream, he says he isn't going to stop.

He's one of 4,400 SpaceX employees who became overnight millionaires with the IPO.

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

@pmarca TVs -98 % how do they measure that? Do they measure $ per pixel or something like that?

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

@visegrad24 Man that asylum situation in Ireland/UK is as confusing as the Iran war. Hard to understand whos fighting whom and why and if there is peace or no peace.

The future is just confusing.

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

@ClimateWarrior7 Just imagine you came as a refugee and suddenly you are not allowed to leave anymore. Command economy and open air prison are the end game of socialism. Will be fun.

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

@visegrad24 But did his father tell him about all the diverse food? Immigration has benefits.

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

Be exit liquidity!

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

@Coinvo Yeah Iran fully understands that they are no match for SpaceX rockets!

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

Good job UK. I'm sure the left will arrange protests immediatly because victim blaming is wrong?

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨BREAKING: It has been revealed that THOUSANDS of child rape gang victims in the UK were previously prosecuted as 'prostitutes' during the 1990s and 2000s

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

@leadlagreport I like your takes but I bet against it. Everything green huge SpaceX gains. What happens next week might be a different story.

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

Probably first celebrations of a peace deal.

[Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews]

BREAKING: Explosions have been reported in Bandar Abbas and maritime zone of Sirik city, reports Iranian media.

Causes of the explosions are still unknown.

🔴More on https://t.co/5H0QqpfIYw

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

Important to keep in mind when deciding how many children you want. 12 or 13 are good but 14 is too much.

It is impossible to express how much respect I have for the Amish.

[Siim Land @siimland]

Amish women with more children tend to live longer.

Lifespan increases up to 14 children, then declines beyond that.

Women who had children later in life also tended to live longer, which suggests that later fertility might be a marker of slower biological aging.

PMID: 16510865

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

Wow is that true? Do other governments do the same?

[Brigitte Gabriel @ACTBrigitte]

🚨 SHAME!! Dutch police admitted they hid the identity of the Iraqi man who killed 14-year-old Tamar Boes because they didn't want it to help Geert Wilders politically.

A child is dead. A family suffered for 6 years. And the government's first instinct was to protect the narrative

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

That sounds bad.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

🇪🇸Three migrants broke into the home of two 90-year-olds in Pinedo, Valencia, at around 5 a.m., violently attacking the elderly couple in their sleep:

"I was sleeping, I woke up when I noticed blows to my face, they hit me in the face."

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

@BasilTheGreat @TheLastRefuge2 She really needs to think harder about all the diverse foods she can eat now.

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

Would be funny if we get a peace deal and everything crashes.

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

@0xPrajwal_ Price.

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

@babayagatwt I would say translation as a job is dead.

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

I think Iran will lose. They seem not be able to launch more drones or missiles. And what they launch is mostly intercepted.

They have no options and get bombed into submission.

[Monkey Takes @MonkeyTakes]

The AI companies cannot be trusted but that doesn't change that their models are extremly useful and that sourcecode in itself has probably almost no value anymore.

I will keep using them but I have no illusions about the safety of my data. Same is true for everything cloud.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Microsoft has reportedly restricted employee use of Claude Fable 5 over concerns that confidential data could be retained by Anthropic.