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[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

madness choke for this side but you go still pay the money sha

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Bandits went live and asked Nigerians to send azas for give aways.
They used banking apps to send money to those who sent accounts. No arrests made.

A responsible citizen made a video of the cracks on Coastal road and within days he was arrested.

If you ever come here to tell me only God can solve our insecurity problems Ogun will kpai you.

[Suyi @mac_shad]

@InternetH0F Full video of the Baton Rouge Airport shooting when Gary Plauche rightfully blew pedophile Jeff Doucet's brains out of his skull.
The look of surprise in Jeff's face as he's rolled over is palpable.
All pedos deserve this fate.

[BGM 🫧 @_raesparkles]

Went on date, he said he wasn’t hungry for now which made me the only one that ordered.

He stood up and said he wanted to use the toilet so I believed he has absconded as I’ve seen similar news on twitter

So I paid for my stuff and told them to pack for me cos I would be leaving any moment.

He came back to see my food packed and he said “ why did you pack the food or is this another one?” I told him I thought he wasn’t coming back.

He felt offended for thinking he wasn’t coming back so he asked to pay I said I have paid and I was about to leave.

He just blurted “ me run away because of 30k food?? Are you mad???” Omo everybody for that setting turned and were looking at us.

Shame wear me face cap, I wished the ground could open so I can seek asylum in it.

[RUKEVWE👸✨ @Ruky_Baby27]

Our sisters them wey rush go marry yahoo boys because of GLK and Lexus don dey secretly dey return back to the streets because of hunger but nobody dey talk this matter.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

I don’t understand. Is he supposed to be doing skits or media rounds?

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“You want to seize my phone? Madam, you want to seize my phone? If you like, call God. I’m not leaving here today until you answer me and return my 5 million naira.”🙆🏼‍♂️

- Serious drama at the GTB Bank, CMD Road branch today as a man created a huge scene inside the bank, claiming GTB has held his 5 million naira for 2 weeks now.💔🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

[. @B0ymanager]

last yr when them arrest me,them carry my guy & e babe too ..

4hrs after the arrest the boyfriend of my guy babe come bail am 😂

the guy even buy bread for us 😂😂

[FRFR 🥳🫵🏾 @ChrissFRFR]

That Asian pussy be tighter than they eyes FRFR 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

European billionaires prefer them slim and talk

You’ll hardly find them with bbl girls lol

[Odun @Ewatomiby]

As a man wey dey plan settle down, if your woman no fit dey sort out one or two bills when you no dey around…. You fit no follow us reach old age oo🧏🏾‍♂️

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

The massive wave of support Peter Obi and Kwankwaso’s ticket is pulling in the North is unbelievable.

Bro, it's over for Tinubu.

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

you don land where dem no use sharia law stabilize country… i wonder how afghanistan no cross your mind.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

so tinubu and co started terrorism during Jonathan's time??

[Vivian Ifeoma @VivianIfeomaOj]

Nigerians just discovered Monaco. Next year, they will flock there like they are doing to China now.

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

I've seen people forgive wickedness because the person is rich.

I've seen people condemn mistakes because the person is poor.

Money edits morality.

[G. @Mr_Gbote]

I moved back to my fam house 2 days before I left NG. Woke up and thief jumped our fence but got injured.

1day before japa? I had to pay boys for protection. Ema koba mi 😂

[wande @blaccmajek]

Ugo no be fool when he dey post hin wife everywhere, when he dey build app for her, na when he start to post another woman he turn to “FOOL” . Internet women.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

e no go finish from where you dey see money collect

[Tisan @PhatboiSham_ah]

After I finish planning the wedding, 2.8M go remain.