Obsidian Malphite

Rock alien. [18+ RP account for fun, character belongs to Riot games.]

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@TidalMarai And bubbles. Lots of bubbles.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@TidalMarai No one parties like a Marai.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@TidalMarai oh. That explains the cameras.

And the strange men with short shorts.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@TidalMarai You have. I've seen it.

It's cute.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@TidalMarai Rocks don't sleep.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@TidalMarai .₩.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@Spidey_Queen //*in the rubble. Weird how that got deleted.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@Spidey_Queen //I don't either. It's 1am, I did my bit, so I'm going to bed and probably leaving this account in the for a few more months.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@Spidey_Queen //We're all shitty freshmen working as hotel busboys. Now let off some of that baggage before you throw out your back.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@Spidey_Queen //This is literally the first time I've talked directly to you in months. You have nothing that can hurt my feelings. DM it.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@Spidey_Queen //And what kind of person is that? Right now you're breaking apart because you bottle everything up.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@Spidey_Queen //Well, vent your feelings then. I've got thick enough skin to not give a shit, and it might make you feel a smidgen better.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@Spidey_Queen - even if it means you fuckin hate my guts for a bit.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@Spidey_Queen //There's times to be serious, but you're beating yourself up too much for me to just sit by. Gotta lighten the mood a bit, -

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@Spidey_Queen //And yet I don't hate you, otherwise I wouldn't log into the one account that you pay attention to and bombard you with puns.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@Spidey_Queen //Happy to give solid advice in these heavy times you're having.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

@Spidey_Queen //Not at rock bottom yet.

//Once you're there, you'll have a solid foundation.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

Rock on.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

I don't like her.

[Obsidian Malphite @MonolithShard]

Don't like the sound of a "Rock mage."

That's my thing.