Tips by Jannet

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[Tips by Jannet @MonotonousMe]

Out of deodorant? No bigs! Just spray yourself down with febreeze. Problem solved! #BeautyTip #YouSmellLikeAss

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Feeling old and pathetic? You probably are. Start wearing Air Force 1s on a regular. It'll work. #BeautyTip

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#FashionTip Wear a statement hat to a job interview like a Sunday bonnet or Yarmulke - they'll totes remember you!

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If I was single I'd totally want to date JLP (Jean-Luc Picard - obviii)

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My couch has a hole in it. What's a #GloryHole?

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OMG. I love pasta. Try using beans instead of meat! #Recipe #DietTip #Protein

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So sick of this manicure pedicure business. Finger jobs and toe jobs. #REVOLUTION

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ENERGIZE! Wish I lived on the Enterprise… #sparkles

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My teacup is cracked NBD - I'll make it into a craft #DIYTip #CraftIdea #CraftBetch

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Really enjoying this Earl Grey #Hydration #HealthTip

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Uhg. Some betch totes jumped the line at Forever21. what an #UglyTortoiseFacedBitch!

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Growing out my pubic hair #Science

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I'm talking to you, @njerick

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For more effective vag-scaping, install a mirror on your shower floor. Simple and effective! #BeautyTip

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Honey in my tea. So Good for you. #DietTip

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Wish I had a horse... So majestic! RAWR! Horses are so in this season #FashionTip

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OMG. My boyfriend is SO hot. totes brought me flowers today #DatingAdvice

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name your pet fish something exotic like Aphrodite - will totes make your guests think you're smart and educated #InteriorDesign

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Driving is so stress! Need a chauffeur ASAP. #carbitch

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I feel so bad for people who don't have an awesome BF like I do. #Lucky #Love