Paul Monroe

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@realDonaldTrump Donny Demento Trump only follows the voices in his head.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@AngrierWHStaff At least a six foot high pile.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@realDonaldTrump Which translates to:
Meaningless crap from a fucking clown.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@realDonaldTrump Ten out of ten Americans noticed that their Bull Shit Meters spike every time you speak or tweet.

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

Retweet if you stand with Michigan Gov Gretchen Whitmer

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@realDonaldTrump Trump is dependable.
Spewing the same tired old shit he always says as regularly as Old Faithful.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@TheRickWilson I’m sure that he can find someone to have sex with in prison.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@realDonaldTrump Pence was definitely the weinner.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@keithedwards Karma’s a bitch.

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

Trump says he doesn’t believe in Socialism but he’s about to get tens of thousands of dollars worth of public healthcare that he only paid $750 for

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@jaketapper What boarders on stupidity?
Mexico and Canada.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@FrankFigliuzzi1 @jaketapper What boarders on stupidity?
Mexico and Canada.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@markberman @SpiroAgnewGhost Sounds like the Praetorian guard are questioning whether or not they are being unreasonably loyal.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@realDonaldTrump Science and nature think otherwise.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@realDonaldTrump DJT has made the phrase meaningless.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

Gorilla Glue is amazing!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

No wonder I didn’t lose my hair!

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

What should be done about the Trump Crime Syndicate and their butt plug of a chief?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Should be arrested on the spot!

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@realDonaldTrump One word that has no meaning coming from Donald Trump.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@realDonaldTrump Don’t forget to open the door with the big fancy handle to check out the new WC in AF1.

[Paul Monroe @MonroePaul]

@realDonaldTrump To all of the people who write Donny’s Twitter posts,
Time to find another job.
Sewage treatment plants need people familiar with fecal matter.