Mont Doom

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

Ukulele covers of songs is really a whole genre. Which couldn't displease me more.

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

If I become rich, all the money will go to an assortment of pretentiosly fancy cheeses.

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

Ever just watch squirrels do their thing? Shits dope. Not a damn thing they can't climb. Parkour experts of the animal kingdom

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

u r o k

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

@elonmusk Thabks Elon. You the man

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

Need me a thiccie like Godzilla lmao

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

People say weed isn't addictive, but they don't talk about how I be hittin uo the darkest corners of the world lookin for "that one roach that I threw over here a couple of weeks ago"

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

Life ain't worth livin' if you don't make some wave knaw I'm saiyin'?

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

No one talks about the fact that Moby Dick, one of the heralded literary classics, contains a fart joke.

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

Are retail workers everywhere not giving you the respect you think you deserve? Try the new Bob haircut!!! This new haircut is designed to mimic the retail workers natural predator, so you can always be sure that you hold the power!!!!

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

Anyone ever think "Wow someone really thought that song needed a cover"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Don’t Doubt ur Vibe
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[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

Changin up my style, from now on it'll be bowling shoes and lab coats.

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

I wish they'd put real online reviews in commercials like they pretend to do. Would be much more entertaining to read "i was much satisfide with my new razor. It shavez hella gud."

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

I owe @utulsa parking fees. Probably from when I had to park somewhere else for class because donors get to park first...then the students. Classy shit!

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

@FUNimation Angel beats

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

Oklahoma outta revoke all drivers liscenses and re test everyone so we can have so competant fucking frivers out there.

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

Street lights went out for a second day in a row. Let go #Tulsa!!

[Mont Doom @MontDoom]

Im gonna get a doctoral degree in psychology just to do a behavioral study on people who wash their hands with rings on.