The Monthly Nothing

Nihilist media. Not that it matters.

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@NorthernlionLP Yo. I think you might enjoy the poet Frank Stanford. https://t.co/UC1SMZGcJb. Read it through. It gits gud yo. plus 5 to INT

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Trump Bernie 2016
#heroesweneed

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A new essay on the little recognized scourge of bicyclists by contributor Omar Shariff. Check it out on https://t.co/jDCzXcwxho

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We're strong independent white men. We can make our own sandwiches. #no_oppression

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New content on the https://t.co/XvZZrQNdeF

Prove you're too cool and get some ink on your face.

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What do we do for a living? Disappoint and offend.

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Garlic Bread has been scientifically proven to be better than sex. Especially when it's with your mom.

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Because correlation = causation, it follows we should reinstate ritual human sacrifice to solve climate change and Trump's hairpiece.

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"It's not your fate to be well treated," Ignatius cried. "You're an overt masochist. Nice treatment will confuse and destroy you."

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@StopInfluence keep the critical thinking going

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Bullshit. Ball never touched the ground. #SuperBowl

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I once knew a man named Dave who found a dead hooker in a cave she looked like shit and was missing a tit but think of the money he saved

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How many tweets does one need to make before it's socially acceptable to commence ranting