Montgomery

23 year old semi-retired thoroughbred. I like carrots, polos, KitKats, gurning and my humans.

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HensonHorse Can't send help but have some noms! 🥕🍎🍏🥕🍟🍔🍰🍬🍿 hope you get better soon buddy #heelinghooves

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@tommy_pegasus Whaaaaat?! Implant it where? 🤔👽 she said I did it with my hoof, come to think of it I though it felt too big to be the fly I kicked out at 🙄

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

Human fell out with me last weekend. 'Apparently' I did this.... 🙄 #proveit #wasntme

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HumbugToby @tommy_pegasus Looking good my friend! Check out that pink (clean) snout!

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

So the humans have returned after abandoning me for a week to go on holiday, whats the first thing that happens? The dentist come to see me!

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@Mr_Stoli Bet that felt soooo good! Looking good my friend 😁👍💪🐴

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HumbugToby @tommy_pegasus 🤣

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HumbugToby It looked like a watermelon, but it wasn't a watermelon! It was filled with cake! The humans know wizardry! 🍉🎂🤔

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HumbugToby I watched it - no carrot cake, but there was some apple cake! 😋🍏🍎🎂 hope you're less limpy tomorrow, human said it might rain anyway 😒🌧

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@Jess_ofcourse Was there heck! #nevershares

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HumbugToby @molly_fluffybun Bye Molly, be good!! 😇🐰

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HumbugToby Toby is? Or is it his humans that are? 🙊🙈 #WhatNoPudding

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HumbugToby Lucky you! Did you share with Toby?

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HumbugToby Birfday/chrimas/ownaversary? Everyday deserves giant cookies!! 🍪😋🍪😋🍪

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

It's my humans wedding anniversary on Monday, she-human has treated he-human to a giant cookie slab! It came with the postman! #SaveMeSome 🍪

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HumbugToby @tommy_pegasus He sounds like a good chap to make friends with!

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HumbugToby What's your never fail chat up lines dude? She has big poo stain on her neck - bet she smells amazing 😂🙊💩💩💩

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@tommy_pegasus @HamishHawkhurst Well, when you put it like that......😉😇💪

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HamishHawkhurst Yes we knew, they doing major gas works & it goes under our drive rather than the road! my human knows I'm not scared by anything so it's ok

[Montgomery @MontTheGinge]

@HumbugToby Nope, no trolls either!👺 my GF is a wimp & she went past it the other day (although she had to follow her friend) so I had to be braver!