Dystanee

This is my story. These are my words. Chemistry and Forensic Pysch major. Happily Taken. Bunny love.

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

🙌 YASSS It's time for a great show 👑Mr.Nasty💍:#FeatureMe#Games#Roll
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[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

u always do this.u always pick the worst times to pick a fight. Well....fight by urself. I'm over it and u, jerk wad. #gtfoh

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

"Yeah, we'll get ice cream." #bestfriendgoals

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

"You've need to live a little, Betty." "whatever, can we get ice cream now?" what. Is. Even. Happening?

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

"Really? Because I was think I was lucky that we got here alive. You drove 5 miles over the limit!"

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

These little old ladies in my waiting room are adorable! One literally looks at the other and goes,"u're annoying,u're lucky we r friends"😂

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

For real! #couldntofsaiditbetter https://t.co/df9mZFOjzU

[Wesley Snipes @wesleysnipes]

It's Christmas time. I'm tryna roast chestnuts not people...but y'all keep trying me 😂

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

Playin res evil 6 with my boo.2 things I've learned:I would not survive a zombie apocalypse&I shoot before I ask questions @blastedconvict1

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

Oh so gf#1 found out about gf#3,your kid called the teacher a "f*cface",& somehow its on me? ✌🐸☕ #beadadnotawhore #notmybusiness #madornah

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

This man is seriously being voted for? Wth America. I really thought all were joking, but obviously not. Smh. 2016 election is stupid. https://t.co/e0gppZLLF4

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

If votes come back & Donald is president,the U.S.A is more retarded than the internet ever played us out to be. #Trumpcannotbepresident 👏👏👏

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

"He picked the right girl,u gota nice smile,nice eyes,an u a good person."-resident abt my dude
Me to him"u betta love me,bitch!Me is good!"

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

Know what sounds like a good idea?let's make people who do nothing but wipe up shit wear polos and kakis. #wesosmart

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

I've been off of work all day,and neither job called me. 🙌🙌

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

Me meeting ny friends somewhere:

"Hello bitches, the party's here. 💁🍸🍷🍹"

[Dystanee @MoonBeam9908]

If this clock moves any slower. . errrh merh gawd #seriouslybored