Ash

person with average height

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Just doesn't feel as funny this year.

[hoezay @hoezayART]

elite use of white privelege

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

No, this is not a joke.

UK Lawyers for Israel are trying to proscribe *Médecins Sans Frontières*.

That’d mean they’d be treated as terrorists.

On the same legal footing as ISIS.

Membership would mean 14 years in prison.

This is what we’re dealing with

[♱ Teresa S. Bosworth ♱ 🐇🍂 @sofiartworks]

it was a global problem

[Ադա 🇦🇲 @sadbathy]

Many such cases

[femis father @GoatElokobi40]

Craziest realisation that some people just matter less

[narancia gaming @naranciagaming]

"you have been sentenced to one hour of korean popular culture"

[celeste⁷ @evrythinginlust]

djsndjqndjsksskdksjs dios cada vez que lo veo lloro de risa

[nier gestarte tatin 🍎 @Arty_Nah]

i don't really understand Apple's sales tactics here like who is going to buy this new iPhone? leftists won't buy the phone because of israeli chips and republicans won't want it because the model is 18 now so i just don't understand who the target audience is?

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

This is ingenious. It’s a mobile billboard blaring data center noise for the people who would likely never hear it otherwise. The ones getting rich off of them.

[AppropriateWeapon الله @SinwarTactical]

Reminder that "Rosh Hashanah" is a pilgrimage to Uman, Ukraine and it started in 1811. It's neither ancient nor Middle Eastern. Everything about this sick tribe is a lie.

[Vulgar Materialist @AndroidNeera]

Matt Groening: hey guys I made yellow drawings of my stupid fucking family, can you guys do something with this?

The smartest writer's room in human history: sure Matt

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

I can’t believe this is real. FOIA records appear to show Kash Patel directing his team to find accounts critizing him and respond. An aide warned that replying to “RetardFinder” would “look bad on you,” and Patel complained about the tweet views.

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[Paulo @Paulo_X_]

J’ai vu quelqu’un qui expliquait que notre génération développait des traumas numériques. Des gens ont des traumatismes liés à des histoires qu’ils n’ont jamais vécu mais qu’ils ont lu sur Internet et vivent dans une hypervigilance comme si ça allait forcément leur arriver. Ce tweet en est un parfait exemple mdr

[Phil Williams @montaillacman]

Love it!

[abcdfg953 @abdcfg9543]

Gg fr*cking EZ 🤣🤣🫱 Hey don't say that! 😟😧❌ Fr**cking EZ 😂😭👌 Gg fr*cking EZ 🤣🤣🫱 Hey don't say that! 😟😧❌ Fr**cking EZ 😂😭👌 Gg fr*cking EZ 🤣🤣🫱 Hey don't say that! 😟😧❌ Fr**cking EZ 😂😭👌 Gg fr*cking EZ 🤣🤣🫱 Hey don't say that! 😟😧❌ Fr**cking EZ 😂😭👌‼️‼️

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

hamas, literally, physically cannot leave the gaza strip. it is besieged on all sides. you’re the biggest idiot alive if you believe this.

[White Zohran Mamdani @0xgunboats]

My Saudi friend saw a sign that said FREE MOCHA and panicked that It said FREE MOKHA.

The Saudis are tiiiiiiiiired.

[Popthiccle @PopthiccIe]

Of course they don’t want to fix the lead pipes: who will vote Republican in the future if they remove the lead poisoning?

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

i think a lot of people need to start grappling with the reality that you will have to live your whole life. you are not the first generation to be convinced you live in the end times, and you will not be the last.