Mid morning finance hack for tech workers:
When your paycheck hits, split it automatically like this:
β 70% checking (bills + fun)
β 15% high-yield savings
β 15% straight into your crypto brokerage for weekly BTC/ETH DCA
Iβve been running this split for months β my stack is up ~22% and I barely feel the money moving.
No overthinking. No FOMO. Just consistent execution.
Whatβs your current paycheck split? Drop it below ππ°π
#FinanceHack #Crypto #TechWorkers
Attractive women are starting to approach me. God help us all.
I'm an average looking guy whose idea of a Friday night is nursing a hazy IPA at my local bar, splitting attention between sports highlights and Bloomberg Terminal.
Last night something unsettling happened. A woman caught a glimpse of my phone an SPCX allocation request from this regarded place... and apparently assumed it was mine.
She opened with: "So you must be big in the AI stock stuff too huh?"
I was too stunned to speak. She took the silence as her cue to get closer.
Short story short: I just woke up at her place and need to get back to my job behind the Wendy's to service the morning crew.
God help us all.