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[Crown Intelligence Group @crownintelgroup]

🇻🇪 MULTIPLE EXPLOSIONS REPORTED IN CARACAS, VENEZUELA

Residents across Caracas reported loud explosions, low-flying aircraft, and siren-like alarms in the early hours of January 3rd at 2:00 AM local time. Videos circulating on social media show flashes and smoke columns at multiple locations across the Venezuelan capital, with blasts strong enough to shake windows and cause brief power outages in areas including 23 de Enero and near La Carlota airbase.

Targets could include military sites like La Carlota or near Miraflores Palace, with explosions visible at at least six locations. No official confirmation has been issued by Venezuelan authorities, U.S. sources, or major news outlets. The incident comes amid escalating tensions following Trump’s blockade announcement and designation of the Maduro regime as a foreign terrorist organization.

[Clash Report @clashreport]

NOW: Caracas, Venezuela after what appears to be U.S. airstrikes.

[Dave Jones @eevblog]

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[Shogo @shogolol]

New cars’ headlights are too fucking bright like what do you need the bat signal for you’re driving in Oxford Mississippi

[not lextorias @lextorias]

Oh fuck off with this sh- Wait, that's actually pretty cool

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Nevermind we figured it out!

[i forgot to change my name @Moooses__]

Its like i summoned people with this tweet i can hear them getting taken to rooms

[i forgot to change my name @Moooses__]

At the obgyn and im the only patient here

[BREAD // COMMS OPEN @theforeignbread]

Big Three

[i forgot to change my name @Moooses__]

I've heard four christmas ads already we need to halloween like we've never 'weened before

[CEO of Lilligants @j_stocky]

Plucktober day 3:

Rowlet

[i forgot to change my name @Moooses__]

My partner: on episode 2 of the good place after i said there was a twist: this is the bad place

[i forgot to change my name @Moooses__]

My partner, upon seeing a minute of the world map of Clair Obscur and nothing else: it reminds me of miniatures, like the way everything is to scale, its like toys

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

This is WILD. Ben & Jerry's own co-founder says their parent company, Unilever, is SILENCING them from speaking out against "the genocide in Gaza."

He's literally on the street protesting to get his company's soul back.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A new species of fish called the Bumpy Snailfish has been discovered by marine biologists

[i forgot to change my name @Moooses__]

Do queer dentists call themselves a tooth fairy?

[maya ✡︎ ☭ @spdersfromarss]

it’s official