Moorbote

[cassie 🧃🧃 @thepinkhour]

acquired big bottle of coke zero decaf. i love this drink. zero sugar zero cals zero caffeine YES give me that big bottle of Nothing!! what does it contain? no

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

He got it from his mama.

Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family.

His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑

[にがい @nigaikaraiamai]

夢に死んだ飼い猫が出てきたんだけど、見たことない子猫も連れてきていた。産まれたてでピーピー鳴いてた。
猫は子猫を自分のお気に入りの毛布に連れて行って一緒にお昼寝を始めた。それだけの夢。

[سمسوم☪︎🪂🔻 @maghrebimarx]

"1 like isn't a lot" imagine 1 useful group project member

[elmoelmodog @elmoelmodog]

りんご園を駆け回るコーギーって、可愛すぎると思うの🍎
飼い主でさえ、自分の子がわかりません🤣

#コーギー
#コーギーのいる暮らし

[Moorbote @Moorbote]

@MataraKan DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THIS

[❦ @yoriichitsugkni]

Je pue la merde en math et j’ai choisi un métier où un mauvais calcul peut me faire aller en prison c’est quoi mon ptn de problème

[chris, most of the time @chrisbecauseidk]

me as a cuttlefish annoying my cuttlefish wife with my classic spinning around bit

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

one day you’ll wake up at 10:00 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

A woman on our street walks an empty leash around the block every morning at 7:00. For months, I assumed she’d lost a dog and couldn’t let go of the routine, which felt too sad to ask about. Yesterday, a squirrel ran past her and the leash suddenly pulled tight. She was walking a tiny black dachshund wearing a black sweater. From across the street, he blended perfectly into the asphalt. I told her half the neighborhood thought she was grieving. She looked down at the dog and said, “Frank, people think you’re dead.” Frank continued sniffing a mailbox. Apparently the news hasn’t changed him.

[Anti @antipiker]

doomed from the start

[Moorbote @Moorbote]

@Vitispi3 It's times like these when I remember I'm not straight

[Nein @neincubed]

Every century a Frenchman gets this idea in their head and every century they get a little bit closer.

[キュルZ @kyuryuZ]

ちょっと届かない

[Lumpy @LumpyTheCook]

People can call MMOs a degenerate time-sink as much as they want but the truth is that men are much better off rolling for a chance of a better magic sword off a dead computer dragon than they are gambling on sports

[pussycult ⟡𐙚˚｡ @dodi_chu]

durée de l'appel que je procrastinais depuis deux semaines : 1min19

[dirtyFlusher @dirtyflusher]

I used to work in a coffee stand in a train station.

One day some poor woman threw herself in front of a train. She exploded everywhere.

I phoned my Boss to tell him I wanted to close the shop. And he asked:

"Why? Is there no one you can sell coffee to?"

[craig @adonixleen]

Time to put on some Fish Flops

[JAMES WEBB @jameswebb_nasa]

O aluno: “professor, mas pra que preciso estudar Física mesmo? Vai servir de alguma coisa na minha vida?

A vaca: 👇

[clarinha @clarinhameoww]

infelizmente dormindo mal pois meu travesseiro nao me agarra no meio da noite e nem me da beijinho