Dan Moore

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

LISTEN TO THAT NOISE 🔊

Cristiano Ronaldo becomes the first player to score at 6⃣ different World Cups!

[Dan Moore @Moore606]

1 x Sparty Budapest ticket going spare. 14th March. Send DM

[Dan Moore @Moore606]

@youfibre_status @JeremyChelot @youfibre 12 hours now with no service. Another day loss of earnings if not restored by morning. What is taking so long?

[Dan Moore @Moore606]

@youfibre_status @JeremyChelot customer service unable to provide any timescales to resolve. Working from home full time this is a disaster. Can anyone assist?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Join Rupert Lowe in Restore Britain, because he is the only one who will actually do it!

[.. @Enigmaa13174]

Sunderland have been giving Newcastle belt to ass

[Dead Poet @RanceRider2]

i apologize in advance if this applies to you, but I sincerely believe that if you think messi was ever close to ronaldo, you are of an objectively lower mental status than me, something akin to a sea urchin or maybe a mussel

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Best of All Time by Liga Portugal
Qualifies for Premier League hall of Fame
Qualifies for La Liga Hall of Fame
Qualifies for Serie A Hall of Fame
Qualifies for Saudi Pro League Hall of Fame.

There should be a special Ballo d’or for Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Dan Moore @Moore606]

@TripleH @Vegas @AllegiantStadm $1000 for nosebleeds again yea?

[Yakob 🇪🇬 @yakobper90]

FOOD CHAIN YOU GEORDIE BASTARDS. KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE IN THE FOOD CHAINNNNNN

[🅓🅞🅝🅨 @Rmadonyfc_]

Messi at 37 Ronaldo at 37

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

16 years ago Messi bathed Lamine Yamal but tonight Ronaldo washed him.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Never forget

[Karen 🙄 @cheesedoff3]

Imagine finding out that this freak stabbed a little girl 122 times, killing her and two of her little friends, and your PM calling you a far-right thug for having the "cheek" to be incensed about it. That's the UK today. The world must look at us with wonder!? #AxelRudakubana

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Two Tier Keir

No justice for severe, violent crimes, but prison for social media posts

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

If you’re a pensioner, you’re £300 worse off because of the winter fuel allowance

If you’re a farmer, you’re worse off because of the farm tax

If you’re a small business owner, you’re worse off because of Employers NI has increased

If you’re a student, you’re worse off because tuition fees are going up

If you’re a family, you’re worse off because your holiday has just gotten £400 more expensive

If you’re a bill payer, you’re worse off because your energy bills and your council tax has gone up

EVERYONE - no matter their background is worse off under labour.

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

Did I hear correctly that our energy bills are going up again in January? So much for cheaper bills under Labour. 🙄
You've been conned.

Sorry you didn't vote Reform now eh?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Jon Jones just won his UFC match and gave the championship belt to Trump