Moose Allain Ꙭ

He/him. Illustrator, cartoonist, husband, father, son, brother, uncle, nephew, cousin, second cousin, grandson, friend, acquaintance, enemy. @[email protected]

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Condoms made of bubble wrap? Poppycock!

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@nickpynn Nick, how lovely to hear from you, and thank you. You know I was thinking that, outside of family, you're probably the person furthest back in my life that I still know. I hope all is well with you.

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I posted this elsewhere. Some of you might appreciate it.

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If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse

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@tonythorne007 @sixthformpoet He finally passed his
A levels.

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Unbelievable magic, no trick photography, absolutely real, honestly

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It’s only a back of the envelope calculation so needs to be taken in that spirit but I have run the numbers a few times and it turns out I’m less than the sum of my parts.

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@RichardDawkins Wondering if anyone else has been affected by any of the issues in Kafka's The Metamorphosis? At the moment I'm just putting out feelers.

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Wrens are usually solitary birds but when it’s cold they will sometimes huddle together for warmth. Some people call this a ‘herd’ but technically it’s known as a ‘scene’.

That’s because chilled wren should be ‘scene’ and not ‘herd’.

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If snakes were wide

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If snakes were tall

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Always a popular T shirt of mine https://t.co/tNG10Pl65w

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@naomirwolf OMG you’ve pinned this! Hahaha etc

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I thought this was about women’s boxing at first.

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@kevsej Thank you Keval x

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We gave Karen a magnificent send off yesterday. It seems strange to say that such a sad day was joyful, but that’s what a room overflowing with love will do.

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@Lucie_Fur99 Thank you. It is (and that’s what we call it, despite it not being a service).

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I want to give credit to The Mount Without in Bristol which was the perfect venue. I can’t express how grateful we are to Divine Ceremony for helping us to create the perfect celebration of Karen. And Amy Lee our amazing celebrant.