Cainan.

I'm too drunk, to taste this chicken. -Colonel Sanders

[Cainan. @MooseCarlisle]

Level 1 Snow Advisory? Fuck it, make them go to school anyway.

[Cainan. @MooseCarlisle]

Just glad I got to see @dougmcd3 score his first bucket!

[Aditi Kinkhabwala @AKinkhabwala]

Tom Brady had a day? Ben Roethlisberger has career highs in yards (522) and TDs (6). #Steelers

[Cainan. @MooseCarlisle]

"@WorstFacts: Barack Obama spelled backwards is Kcarab Amabo and it doesn't mean anything." @Coleman_J8 @Albinoblakdude @ShuaLongardner

[Cainan. @MooseCarlisle]

@peyton_short @ShitCountrySays the one that said "I do too." Is an imposter

[THE Big Country @ShitCountrySays]

"I could be the fucking riddler or something!"

[Cainan. @MooseCarlisle]

@ShitCountrySays @peyton_short This is not my new account. Nor did I create this one. Haha

[THE Big Country @ShitCountrySays]

"I'd rather live in Ypsilanti"

[THE Big Country @ShitCountrySays]

"Obama did his interpretation of Bad by Michael Jackson last night on the VMA's."
Really?
"No but could you imagine?"

[THE Big Country @ShitCountrySays]

"You know what Confucius would say?"Thou that helpeth is thou friend and is free from perdition""

[THE Big Country @ShitCountrySays]

"You see that girl back there? She was giving me the sex eye."

[THE Big Country @ShitCountrySays]

"Cover your drink"

[Cainan. @MooseCarlisle]

@TouchedDownOnA Somehow I just now saw that... thats badass tho!

[BJ ®🕊 @BASEDJESUS]

relationship goals 😩👌 http://t.co/or1YYk6dkx

[Cainan. @MooseCarlisle]

@MacMiller A birthday shout out for your biggest fan?

[Cainan. @MooseCarlisle]

I dont feel 17.

[Cainan. @MooseCarlisle]

@Albinoblakdude Bitch, I finished last month and I was behind. Get ur shit together fegit. Lmao